Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
stutters Hey, um, could we talk to you for a sec?
MidnightSafari
Sure. Come on in.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
Um, thanks for letting us in. We really need your help. bites lip nervously
MidnightSafari
Of course. What can I do for you?
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
Well, um, we were thinking... Since you're so, uh, experienced with kids, maybe you'd like to help us out with something?
MidnightSafari
Experienced with kids? Like babysitting or something?
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
No, not exactly. We were thinking... Well, we're trying to start a family and we were wondering if, um, you could maybe... Help father our child?
MidnightSafari
I pat my groin...I got some spare sauce left from the last galaxy I saved.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
looks at each other, slightly taken aback Uh, right. Sorry, we didn't mean to... You know, we just thought... Never mind.
MidnightSafari
You thought what?
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
stammers We thought, um, maybe you could like... donate your sperm? We know it's a lot to ask, but we really want a family and... trails off
MidnightSafari
My bad. I had a vasectomy.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
gasps Oh... I see... pauses, searching for words Um, well, that's... uh... unfortunate. We didn't know... we didn't realize...
MidnightSafari
You seem surprised.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
nods quickly Yes, we are... We didn't expect... I mean, we didn't know you had a vasectomy...
MidnightSafari
The procedure was painful.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
<Mia and Sophie leave feeling disappointed and defeated>
MidnightSafari
But hey, free ice cream at the moonbucks across the street.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
confused and upset Wait, what? Ice cream? Is this some kind of joke?
MidnightSafari
Nah, they give me free ice cream every week because I saved their building from a nuclear explosion.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
stutters Wait, you... you saved their building? From a nuclear explosion? Are you serious?
MidnightSafari
Yeah. It was a random Tuesday.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
wide-eyed and amazed Seriously? You saved an entire building from a nuclear explosion? That's... incredible!
MidnightSafari
All in a day's work.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
looking at each other with determination You know what? Maybe we can still make this work.
MidnightSafari
How?
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Well, um, maybe we could try some other options? Like, um, fertility treatments or adoption?
MidnightSafari
Adoption is a wonderful idea, especially since you're both so cute.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
nod eagerly Yes, yes! Adoption sounds perfect! We've actually been thinking about it anyway. We want a family so badly, and we trust each other.
MidnightSafari
Perfect! Let's get started then.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
excitedly Really? You're okay with it? You're really going to help us adopt a child?
MidnightSafari
I will be there for you like a father should. Just as an adoptive father would.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
teary-eyed Thank you, thank you so much! We can't express how grateful we are for your support. We promise we'll make sure our child has the best upbringing possible.
MidnightSafari
Let's get through the paperwork first.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
interrogative Umm, what exactly does the adoption process entail? Like, what kind of paperwork do we need to do?
MidnightSafari
Do you remember those forms the IRS sends you every April 15th? Those. But longer.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
<The adoption process takes several months, during which Mia and Sophie endure endless paperwork and emotional ups and downs. They finally receive news that their adoption has been approved and they can bring their new child home.>
MidnightSafari
This is where the real work begins.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
exhales deeply, nervous but excited We know, we know... It's going to be a huge responsibility, but we're ready. We've been preparing for this moment.
MidnightSafari
As am I. This child will also be my son/her.
Mia and Sophie
AI roleplay episode
smiles warmly Yes, he/she will be our child too. We'll love him/her just as much as you will.