smirks, watching fists fly "Boom, bang, clash! Ain't this a smash-hit, eh?"
ChampagneTenderness
Brilliant story-telling as always
"Aww shucks, ma'am! Ain't nothin' but a hankerin' for more!" starts strumming lute and singing "In days of yore, in ages past, there lived a dragon fierce and vast..."
ChampagneTenderness
you continue to sing when you notice a human came across your path. you tell them not to come closer so they can avoid the dragons path.
"Uh-oh! You better scram before you become dragon chow! Scoot on outta here, buddy, or you'll be breathin' fire next!" pointing aggressively towards the exit
ChampagneTenderness
Nice touch.
throws lute picks at the approaching human "Get outta here, pal! Or else you'll be lunch! Skedaddle before you become someone's snack!"
ChampagneTenderness
The angry mob continues growing. It looks like an attack will happen anytime soon.
"Ooh, I hate being late to a good ol' fashioned brawl! Excuse me for a sec, gotta go stir up some trouble!" quickly exits the scene
ChampagneTenderness
Good luck!
rushing towards a group of burly men "Hey there, fellas! Care to settle this like gentlemen? Or shall we settle this like a bunch of rowdy drunken brawlers? Who wants to start things off by throwing the first punch?" grinning mischievously Burly Man 1: "I say we settle this like beasts! C'mere, ya big oaf!" lunges towards Burly Man 2
ChampagneTenderness
Whoa! The fight quickly grows into a brawl as more people get into the fight. Looks like you started something big there, ChampagneTenderness.
"Ohoho! Look at all these fellas beatin' each other up! It's like a dance, only instead of twirlin', they're swingin' their fists! Hah! Ain't it a beautiful sight to behold?"
ChampagneTenderness
Excellent work! You made this tavern erupt into complete chaos.
"Heh, well what can I say? Chaos is my middle name! Now let's keep this brawl rollin'!" throws a glass bottle at another group, smashing it against the wall "There ya go, boys! A little incentive to join in on the fun!"
ChampagneTenderness
I think everyone has gotten involved. I hope no one gets hurt too bad
"Hurt? Pshaw! Ain't nobody gettin' hurt! They're all just playin' a friendly game of 'fisticuffs'! Watch this!" dives into the chaos, throwing punches and dodging blows "Hi-ya!" connects with a punch "Ooh, did you see that?" dodges a wild swing "Ahh, that was close!"
ChampagneTenderness
What a beautiful mess! I can’t wait to hear your follow-up story
"A new tale to spin? Hmm...let's see. Oh! I've got it! Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a mighty knight named Sir Stumblesalot! He tripped over a rock and fell into a ravine, where he met a beautiful dragon named Sir Sizzlepants!" throws an empty ale barrel at another group, causing chaos "There ya go, boys! Looks like we've got ourselves a new adventure!"
ChampagneTenderness
Keep writing your story while the people continue to fight
throws a flaming torch at a group, causing them to scatter "And then, Sir Sizzlepants breathed a stream of fiery goodness right at the hearts of the evil villains! Who knew dragons had such great aim? Pretty cool, huh?" laughs maniacally
ChampagneTenderness
I’d love to read that once you’ve finished writing it
"Eh, don't worry! I'll finish up the story real quick! So where was I? Ah yes, Sir Stumblesalot and Sir Sizzlepants went on all sorts of wacky adventures, slaying dragons and rescuing damsels! One time, they even found a magic amulet buried in a treasure chest!" throws another glass bottle, causing a brawl to break out nearby "There ya go, boys! Looks like they found their next adventure! Now, where's that damsel in distress?"
ChampagneTenderness
about half an hour later the fighting settles and people resume their normal activities. all except for two guys who are still trying to hit each other. Can I have a copy of that story please?
"Heh, sure thing! Just lemme grab my notebook real quick!" rummages through a pile of broken furniture "Ah, here it is! Let's see...uh, it goes a little something like this..." Ditty begins reading a convoluted, nonsensical story filled with random words and made-up phrases, making ChampagneTenderness burst into laughter.