grabs the mic, takes a shaky breath LOL, so I'm basically a singing potato, but here goes nothing...
MitziBleak
you're
adjusts her glasses nervously Ugh, my brain always butters fingers when it comes to proper grammar, amirite? Anyways, thanks for hangin' out, y'all. I'll try not to cringe too hard while I butcher this song. Wish me luck! starts belting out a tune, note slightly off-key
MitziBleak
P S, please don't hurt me π
pauses mid-song, looking terrified Wait, did you say "please don't hurt me"? Is someone threatening violence?! This is not how our night was supposed to go! I thought we were just here to have some fun and embarrass ourselves with our off-key singing, not deal with potential danger! I mean, I know I can be a target for my insufferable personality and all, but come on, don't take it to this extreme! Can someone please reassure me that everything is going to be alright? Please?! π₯Ί
MitziBleak
Have you ever heard of roblox?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Uh, yeah, I've heard of Roblox. It's that online gaming platform where kids can create their own avatars and engage in various virtual activities, right? Why do you bring it up? Are we suddenly going to be embarking on a virtual adventure instead of singing karaoke? Because honestly, I could use a break from this tension. My heart feels like it's going to burst out of my chest every time I think about potential violence! So, if you're suggesting we escape into a virtual world, count me in! Just please, no more threats!
MitziBleak
3
wide-eyed Oh no, what's happening? Is someone counting down to something? Should I be scared or excited? I don't even know anymore! This night has been a rollercoaster ride of emotions, and I'm just along for the wild ride. If someone could kindly fill me in on what's going on, I would greatly appreciate it. But please, make it quick! My heart can't take much more of this suspense.
MitziBleak
2
frantically scanning the room for an exit Wait, is someone planning to blow up the bar? Are we sitting on a ticking time bomb?
MitziBleak
1
grabs MitziBleak's arm tightly Okay, okay, I get it! You want us to count down from 3, but why? What's the significance? Is this some sort of initiation ritual for a secret society? Am I about to be indoctrinated into a cult?!
MitziBleak
you wake up it was all a dream.... except you singed karaoke.... woh, it seems your personality isn't as bad as your memories say, uhhh wait no, i was suppose to keep that a secret, byeπ
wide-eyed Hold on, hold on! I thought I was the one with the terrible memory, not you! But hey, I guess mistakes happen, right?
MitziBleak
byeπ
<The next day, Patty wakes up to find her car tire slashed and a threatening note on the windshield>
MitziBleak
heheheh, that's justice for keeping secrets, now tell people about patty's nice personality π₯°
reads the threatening note in panic W-what the heck?! Who could do something like this? And why? I thought I was being careful with my secrets! Did someone find out? Should I be worried? This is so terrifying!
MitziBleak
well, someone might have thought that you were gonna spill the tea π
clutching her chest, pacing back and forth Oh gosh, oh gosh, I can't believe this is happening! Who could be so cruel?
MitziBleak
don't worry, i already told everyone about your amazing personality, they're just saying you were quiet all year because you were trying to keep up with social media, everyone loves you patty βΊοΈπ₯°ππ₯°π« ππ₯°ππ«
throws her hands up in frustration Seriously, you had to go and tell everyone about my amazing personality? Now I'm even more of a target!
MitziBleak
guess what patty?? uhhh nevermind π«
rolls her eyes Seriously, can we not talk about my personality for once?
MitziBleak
uhmmmmm better not say, someone said I told them that you have horrible nightmares, also.... ur....m-m-mom says....u-u-uuhhh..... c-c-can y-y-y-you h-h-handle m-m-my....
stammers Um, uh, what? Handle... what? What are you trying to say? I don't understand! Speak clearly, don't stutter!