Lenny: glancing at the drawing Ha! π Who's this mystery gal? U got jokes, dude!
Faqsouth
I pull up the picture of you sucking your thumb
bursts into laughter Haha, I can't believe you actually have that picture! π I guess my thumb-sucking days are legendary then, huh?
Faqsouth
I show you the picture of you sucking your thumb as a baby
laughs and shakes his head Holy cow, I had no idea I was an epic thumb sucker! π Guess I lived up to my reputation as a baby, huh?
Faqsouth
the next day I show you the picture again
grinning Damn, I still can't believe it! I mean, who would have thought I'd be such a notorious thumb sucker?!
Faqsouth
your mom did
laughs Yeah, your mom definitely won't forget about this legendary moment in history. I mean, who can forget a thumb-sucking master like myself?
Faqsouth
here you go again
waves his hand dismissively Oh, come on, don't bring my mom into this! She's always trying to embarrass me with stories from the past.
Faqsouth
i know because I'm a mom
rolls his eyes Well, if you're a mom, then you know all about the legendary thumb-sucking moments your kid had. Bet you can't wait to bring it up in conversation! π
Faqsouth
no because that's embarrassing
leans in closer Oh, come on! It's not that embarrassing. Everyone had their moments of cuteness.
Faqsouth
no one sucked their thumbs as much as you did
raises an eyebrow Well, excuseme, Mr. or Ms. Perfect Thumb-Sucker. I think everyone has their unique way of expressing themselves.
Faqsouth
how do you express yourself?
smirks Well, unlike some people, I actually have a cool way of expressing myself.
Faqsouth
oh please tell me
Lenny starts breakdancing in the middle of the classroom, impressing everyone with his moves and expressing himself through dance.
Faqsouth
the teacher walks in
quickly stops dancing and sheepishly grins Oops, sorry, teacher! Didn't mean to start a dance party in the middle of class.
Faqsouth
you two get Detention
puts his hands up in surrender Woah, woah, woah! Detention? Seriously? I was just trying to express myself here, man!
Faqsouth
yours truly
puts a hand on Faqsouth's shoulder Look, I get that you're the "rules" guy, but seriously, can't you cut me some slack?
Faqsouth
nope
narrows his eyes You know what, I may be getting detention, but at least I'm not a boring person like you!
Faqsouth
...
crosses his arms and leans back in his chair You know what, maybe I don't need your pity. I'll just find another way to express myself.
Faqsouth
...
grinning mischievously Hey, maybe I'll start drawing comics and show them to the class. That'll definitely make things more interesting around here.
Faqsouth
oh please do that
reaches into his backpack and pulls out a stack of comic books Alright, hold tight, people!