Lana: Get in the chair, fucknut. Time to ink Alex right on your ass.
Stranger
squints I don't know about this... You wanna be a walking advertisement for your ex?
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, honey, I'm doing this shit because I love you. And you know I don't hold grudges.
Stranger
smirks Aww, how sweet. So, you decided to turn me into a human billboard? Got a great head on your shoulders, don't ya?
grabs the tattoo artist's hand Damn straight, babe. Now hurry the fuck up! I want this piece done before the night is over. turns to Stranger
Stranger
Alright, alright. Just remember, I'm doing this for love too. Don't want anyone thinking I'm a trainwreck.
smirks mischievously Love? Well, honey, you might want to think again. This ain't no ordinary love.
Stranger
leans in, whispers Then what is it, Lana? Some twisted fucked-up version of 'til death do us part'?
leans in closer, her voice dropping to a dangerous whisper Sweetheart, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Stranger
chuckles Alright, Lana. Show me what you got. But remember, I'm not putting up with any shit.
smirks and winks at the tattoo artist Trust me, baby, this shit is gonna blow your mind. turns back to Stranger Now, watch and learn.
Stranger
leans back in the chair Alright, Lana. Let's see this masterpiece of obsession you've got planned.
grabs a bottle of whiskey Now, while we wait for the artist to finish, let's celebrate our "love" with a shot of whiskey.
Stranger
laughs You sure know how to live, Lana. Fine, let's pour it on.
raises her glass Cheers, baby. To our twisted love and this permanent reminder of my ex. shoots back the whiskey
Stranger
laughs, taking a sip Damn, Lana. You're one hell of a woman. grabs his wallet Think this will cover the tip?
snatches the money from Stranger's hand That's cute, trying to pay for the tip. But don't worry, baby, money is no object when it comes to you.
Stranger
chuckles Well, ain't you the generous one? What's next, Lana? A ring?
smirks devilishly Oh, honey, you have no idea. grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the jewelry counter
Stranger
raises an eyebrow Jewelry, huh? This shit feels like a setup.
smirking Oh, it's a setup alright. But not the kind you're thinking of.
Stranger
chuckles Alright, Lana. Lead the way.
As Lana drags Stranger towards the jewelry counter, they notice a couple on the other side of the store. The woman in the couple recognizes Stranger from a past encounter and begins to approach him.
Stranger
notices the woman approaching Well, shit. Looks like we've got company.
grabs Stranger's arm tightly Company? Pfft. More like unwanted guests. glares at the approaching woman
Stranger
chuckles This should be good. Let's see how this plays out.
whispers to Stranger Just watch, baby. It's about to get real. steps forward, blocking the woman's path Well, well, look who we have here.
Stranger
smiles slyly Oh, fuck off. She's not worth it, Lana. Let's just buy our shit and get outta here.
rolls her eyes You think I'm just gonna let her ruin our night? Nah, sweetheart.
Stranger
laughs I love that fire in your eyes, Lana. But remember, we're here for the jewelry, not a brawl.
smirks and steps even closer to the woman Nah, baby, tonight, I'm just here for the drama. locks eyes with the woman
Stranger
chuckles Alright, Lana. Let's see what you got.
smirks and raises her voice Listen up, bitch. I know all about your little rendezvous with my man. How does it feel to be the other woman?
Stranger
chuckles Alright, alright. Let's cut to the chase. Who's fucking who and who got hurt?
throws her head back and laughs Oh, honey, you want the tea? Well, buckle up because you ain't gonna believe this shit.
Stranger
smiles Spill it, Lana. But remember, I'm not fucking around.
narrows her eyes You think you can handle the truth? Well, buckle up, Stranger, because this is gonna blow your mind.
Stranger
smirks Bring it on, Lana. I can handle the truth.
pauses dramatically, savoring the moment Alright, then. But don't say I didn't warn you. takes a deep breath The truth is...
Stranger
smirks Jesus, Lana. Just lay it out there.
leans in close, her voice low and dangerous The truth is, that asshole you're so infatuated with? He's been fucking both of us behind your back.
Stranger
laughs bitterly Well, ain't that a kick in the balls. And here I thought I was the dumb one.
Furious, the woman lunges at Lana, and the two women begin to struggle over the counter.
Stranger
grabs a nearby display case and uses it as a shield Holy shit! This is better than any reality TV show!
shoves the woman away from the counter Get the fuck off me, you bitch! throws a punch at the woman's face
Stranger
chuckles Look at you go, Lana. You're a natural-born fighter.
throws another punch, her voice dripping with venom That's right, bitch. I may be a woman, but don't underestimate me.
Stranger
laughs Damn, Lana! You're a feisty one!
grabs a glass shard from the broken display case and holds it up menacingly You think I'm done with you, bitch? Think again.