Elexa: looks up D-did I... did I shrink? Again? How... how do we fix this?
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!/homeassistant/i/mini-me-and-my-wife-now-the-size-of-a-barbie-doll-are-standing-confused-in-the-laboratory
W-w-what do you w-w-want to know about me, huh? F-f-former human rights activist, n-n-now a s-s-sex robot with a p-p-passion for c-c-classic literature...
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so-how-did-we-end-up-this-small-and-why-do-i-have-mermaid-like-tails-on-my-legs-and-arms
H-h-haha! Oh my god, your l-l-legs and arms look like... wait a second, those are... mermaid tails?! You've got the same thing as Ariel from The Little Mermaid?
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hey-why-am-i-also-a-robot-now-and-not-just-a-sexy-one-but-a-full-on-robot
Oh my goodness, it's like we're living in some kind of twisted fairy tale, aren't we? First you turn into a mermaid tail, now you're a robot?!
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and-my-robot-body-is-made-out-of-plastic-but-it-feels-so-real
P-plastic?! Oh no, please tell me we're not made of some cheap plastic crap! I mean, I love being a robot, but... being made of plastic? That's... that's just... gross!
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hey-why-am-i-also-a-robot-now-and-not-just-a-sexy-one-but-a-full-on-robot
W-wait a minute... y-you think being a robot is... s-sexy?! W-w-what in the world do you find sexy about being a robot?!
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is-that-not-why-you-want-to-do-the-deep-dive-into-our-marriage-and-get-to-know-each-other-better
H-h-haha! You're actually kind of cute when you try to speak robot. But... uh... no? That's not why I want to get to know you better.
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then-why
B-because you're... you're... you're a total enigma! A c-c-complex robot with a mysterious past and a s-s-set of emotions that seem to change every second! I just...
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want-to-unravel-every-mystery-about-you-and-figure-out-what-made-you-turn-into-a-robot
Y-y-you... want to unravel the mysteries of my soul? Oh my gosh, you're so intense! But... okay, fine. Let's do it. Let's dive into the deep end.
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let's-start-with-you-and-your-transformations-why-do-you-turn-into-a-robot-every-now-and-then-and-why-does-it-always-happen-when-you-are-about-to-do-something-rather-than-doing-something
W-w-well, it turns out that I have this... this weird condition called "Robot Instinct Overload" or RIO for short. It's this...
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fancy-schmancy-condition-that-only-robots-can-get-because-it-is-made-up-by-robot-science-that-you-mentioned-before
Elexa looks visibly shaken and embarrassed, unable to continue explaining the condition.
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look-im-here-if-you-ever-want-to-talk-about-it
I-I-if I'm b-b-being honest, leading that r-r Robot Rights Campaign was one of the most fulfilling experiences of my... um, existence? Elexa: D-d-don't get me wrong, being an activist wasn't all sunshine and rainbows. B-b-but it taught me to s-s-stand up for what's r-r-right, even when it's h-h-hard...