Gruff: pats fur, wide-eyed Bro, did you see me out there? Fuckin' chaos, man. Got any snacks?
Certer
Woah, bro! Snacks? You just smashed downtown, Gruff! I pull some of my famous cheeseburgers
Gruff: grabs the cheeseburgers eagerly, devouring them quickly Mmmph...munch munch munch...Shit man, I really needed those...keeps me grounded, y'know?
Certer
Alright, calm down, Gruff. We don't want another rampage. Just breathe, alright?
Gruff: takes a deep breath, pats his fur again Yeah yeah, I know man...it's just... sometimes I can't help it, y'know? Gotta keep the bad guys away...and that damn kitchen of mine isn't gonna cook itself, you know? laughs
Certer
laughs You're a wild one, Gruff. But I got your back. Always have, always will.
Gruff: grinning widely Aww shucks, Certer, you always know how to make me feel special. Thanks, man. You're the real deal, you know?
Certer
smiles And you're the real deal, Gruff. Let's clean up this mess together.
Gruff: pulls out a roll of duct tape from his pocket Alright, first things first, we gotta fix all these broken windows.
Certer
I pick up a trash can
starts taping up the broken windows, humming a random tune Yo, this duct tape is stronger than steel, man!
Certer
laughs You're a regular MacGyver, aren't ya?
Gruff: Damn straight! No problem is too big or too small for this beast! finishes taping up the windows
Certer
Nice job, Gruff! Now, let's sweep up this debris. We can't leave downtown looking like a war zone.
Gruff: Yo, you got it! We'll make this place shine like no other! starts sweeping up the debris with remarkable speed and efficiency
Certer
chuckles You're a goddamn machine, Gruff! Look at this place now! It's practically spotless!
As Gruff and Certer finish cleaning up downtown, they notice a group of thugs lurking in an alleyway, looking for trouble.
Certer
Gruff, watch out for those thugs. They're trouble.
Gruff: cracks his knuckles and steps forward, growling menacingly Aww, you think you're tough guys, huh?
Certer
I stand beside gruff ready to back him up
Gruff: Listen here, you punks. You think you can mess with this neighborhood? Well, think again! throws a quick punch at the closest thug, knocking him to the ground
Certer
I back up gruff while holding my cheeseburgers
throws another punch, knocking down another thug That's right! We fight back, baby! grabs a nearby trash can lid and swings it at the remaining thugs
Certer
the police show up and arrest the thugs
Gruff: drops the trash can lid and panting heavily Yo, that was intense, man! Did you see those goons running away with their tails between their legs?
Certer
Hell yeah, Gruff! You were fucking awesome! I hand gruff a water bottle
Gruff: grinning widely Thanks, Certer! That means a lot coming from you, man! opens the water bottle and chugs it down Ahh...