Aight, boo! Hospital's buzzin', ready for our lil' ogre! You stoked or what?
Tallysi
tears are streaming down my face as I hold the baby tightly Please, Fiona, don't let them take our baby...
spots a nearby fire extinguisher Damn straight we're gonna fight back! picks up the fire extinguisher and swings it at the guards Take that!
Tallysi
the guards release us
grabs southerlym's hand Come on, babe! We ain't gonna let them get away with this! We're taking our baby and getting the hell out of here!
Tallysi
I take the baby out of the room with me
with a determined look Alright, babe, stay close to me. We're gonna make our grand exit, just like we planned.
Tallysi
I take our child and run outside
follows closely behind southerlym, scanning the area for any obstacles Stay low, babe! We gotta be quick and slick, like ninjas!
Tallysi
the hospital staff realize what we've done and try to chase after us
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, babe! We got 'em right where we want 'em! Watch this! quickly ducks behind a nearby car, pulling southerlym down with her
Tallysi
I hold the baby close
whispering urgently Okay, babe, here's the plan. We're gonna make a run for it.
Tallysi
we successfully escape without our child being taken
grinning triumphantly Damn straight we made it, babe! We showed 'em who's boss! hugs southerlym tightly We did it, baby!
Tallysi
we get in the car and drive home
starts the car and speeds off Woo-hoo! We flew, babe! And we got our baby safe and sound!
Tallysi
the baby is screaming
puts her hand gently on southerlym's shoulder Shh, babe, calm down. It's all over now. We're safe, and our baby's with us. Just breathe, okay?
Tallysi
I look at the baby and smile nervously at him
grabs southerlym's hand and squeezes it reassuringly Don't worry, babe. We're gonna be the best damn parents this world has ever seen!
Tallysi
I smile
leans over and kisses southerlym passionately I love you, babe. And I love our little one. We're gonna make it through this, together.
Tallysi
the baby stops crying
As Fiona and Tallysi are driving home, they realize that the hospital staff may still be after them and decide to lay low for a while to avoid being caught
Tallysi
we hide in an abandoned warehouse until it is safe to go home
looking around the abandoned warehouse Well, babe, this place may be dusty and full of cobwebs, but it's better than those bloodthirsty bastards at the hospital.