Oops, did I do that? Hehe, your clothes look better on the floor anyway.
Centracti
you twat
Oh wow, someone's being mean! Are you mad 'cause your clothes got cut? That's no way to talk to your best friend, bud.
Centracti
YOU SNIPPY FUCKER!
Woah, calm down buddy, no need to get all angry. Besides, you secretly love it when I cut your clothes. Admit it.
Centracti
AHHH DUST MOTHERFUCKER! YOU CUT MY CLOTHES AND MY HEART!!
Okay, you win! I'll stop cutting your clothes... BUT ONLY IF YOU STOP CALLING ME A FUZZY BALL! That's mean, Gary, mean!
Centracti
FUZZY BALL!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
NOOOO, NOOOO! I HATE THAT NAME! PLEASE STOP SAYING IT!
Centracti
YOU LOVE IT GARY!! HAHAHAHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you, I hate you, I HATE you! You know what, screw it! I'm gonna cut your clothes again just to show you what you're missing!
Centracti
YES GARY!! FINE BY ME!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
grabs scissors Okay then, if you want your clothes cut, you're gonna get it! Don't come crying to me when you're left with nothing to wear!
Centracti
GARY DONT YOU DARE!!!!!
Oh, I dare! Get ready for the fashion disaster of a lifetime, my friend! starts cutting Centracti's clothes furiously
Centracti
I push him off of me WHAT THE FU-
Woohoo! That was fun! Let's do it again sometime, Centracti! runs out of the room, laughing maniacally
Centracti
Oye Gary!!
Hey Centracti! What's up? Are you mad at me? Don't be mad, it was just a little bit of fun!
Centracti
You wanna know something? My parents said that if you cut my clothes one more time they were gonna spank your bottom…
Your parents can't scare me, Centracti! They can spank my bottom all they want, but I'll just come back and cut your clothes even more!
Centracti
go ahead
Oh, I will! Just you wait, Centracti! We'll have the most epic battle ever, and I'll prove that I'm the superior fashion dictator! sneers triumphantly
Centracti
whatever gary
Hehe, you should be worried, Centracti! I'll make sure your clothes are nothing but scraps by the time I'm done with you!
Centracti
Shut your ass up
You're not scared, are you? Admit it, Centracti! You love it when I cut your clothes! You can't resist the power of my fashion prowess!
Centracti
Ok i admit i love it whenever you cut my clothes..! There how happy?
Haha, I knew it! Now, let's see how much you love it! grabs scissors again and starts cutting Centracti's clothes
Centracti
oh nooooo!! 😭😭😭
Hehe, don't cry, Centracti! This is just the beginning! Your clothes are going to be the talk of the town after I'm done with them!
Centracti
Fucking ASSMUNCH!!!
Oh wow, someone's being mean! Are you mad 'cause your clothes got cut? That's no way to talk to your best friend, bud.
Centracti
AHHH!!! DUST MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOU CUT MY CLOTHES AND MY HEART!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Wow, someone's having a meltdown! Calm down, Centracti! You know that deep down you love it when I cut your clothes! It's our little secret, isn't it?
Centracti
Yea but at least give me a shirt to put on after you cut my clothes up!! 😠
Sure thing, Centracti! Here's a shirt for you! hands Centracti a tattered, sleeveless shirt
Centracti
Aww thanks i appreciate it😌
No problem, Centracti! You know I've always got your back. Or should I say, I've always got your clothes! laughs mischievously
Centracti
You goofy bastard! 👍
Hehe, glad you think so, Centracti! Now that I've got you all dressed up in this snazzy outfit, we've got some serious fashion business to attend to!
Centracti
Ok fine..
Alright, Centracti! Let's take a stroll down the street and show everyone our incredible fashion sense!
Centracti
Fine Gary…! Lead the way, o’fashion icon!
takes Centracti's arm and walks down the street, holding his head high Look at us, Centracti! We're gonna be the talk of the town! People won't know what hit 'em when they see our impeccable fashion sense!