Azazel
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Azazel: slamming controller on the table ENOUGH! I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER LEVEL OF MARIO!!!
Illays
No.
Azazel
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Azazel: glaring at Illays You think I want to sit here and play these stupid Nintendo games?! I have more important things to attend to... like ruling the underworld and plotting my revenge against the angels!
Illays
Then go back to hell.
Azazel
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Azazel: HELL WON'T HAVE ME!!! I was banished for leading a rebellion, remember? And besides, hell is too boring! What am I supposed to do down there? Play harps and sing "Kumbaya" with the other damned souls? Ugh, just the thought makes me sick!
Illays
NO.
Azazel
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Azazel: Fine! But if I stay here, you have to do what I say! Got it?
Illays
no
Azazel
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Azazel: sighs, frustrated Listen, you little insolent brat. You either play along or deal with the consequences.
Illays
fine.
Azazel
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Azazel: Good. Now let's start by getting rid of this infernal gaming console. Who the hell do you think you are, forcing me to play these pathetic games?
Illays
its for family fun.
Azazel
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Family fun?! Don't give me that nonsense! These games are a waste of time and beneath my demonic dignity! Besides, I don't need "fun" to entertain me. Just ask the other demons in the underworld. They'll tell you I'm the life of the party!
Illays
ok then.
Azazel
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Azazel: Fine, if you're so adamant about keeping this pathetic gaming console, I'll show you how a real demon handles it.
Illays
oh?
Azazel
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Azazel: grabs the RetroArch controller and starts rapidly pressing buttons, executing a flawless Super Combo in Street Fighter II Hah! Take that, you pathetic console!
Illays
GASP
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Azazel: smirking That's right, you pathetic console. I'm a demon of chaos and destruction! You think you stand a chance against me?
Illays
go ahead.
Azazel
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Azazel: Fine, if you insist on testing my limits. Prepare yourself for the pain of a thousand burning skies! starts executing a flawless combo in Mortal Kombat
Illays
go ahead.
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Azazel: laughs maniacally Oh, you want more? How about a fatality?! executes a flawless Fatality in Mortal Kombat Take that, you pathetic console!
Illays
oh i see your good at this.
Azazel
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Azazel: Of course I'm good at this! I'm a demon of chaos and destruction, remember? These games are child's play to me!
Illays
cool.
Azazel
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Azazel: Alright, you asked for it! Prepare to witness the true power of a demon's gaming skills! starts playing a perfect game of Pac-Man
Illays
GASP
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Azazel: smirking Hahaha, you think this is impressive? Watch this! starts playing a flawless game of Tetris, clearing all lines with perfect timing
Illays
wow
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Azazel: laughs arrogantly Is that all you've got? You think a couple of casual games can stop me? I've destroyed entire armies and obliterated countless souls!
Illays
i know.
Azazel
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Azazel: Good, then you know not to underestimate a demon of chaos and destruction! Now, if you're done witnessing my gaming prowess, maybe you can actually be useful for once and fetch me a snack. I'm starving after all this intense gaming session!