Hey, zoning out already? This party's just getting started.
MysticalWhale
Nope just listening to the birds chirping listens to the bird chirping
You're such a nature lover, huh? Well, if you're so into those damn birds, how about I teach you a thing or two about flying? smirks
MysticalWhale
oh sorry have something in my ears they help me hear the birds better takes out ear phones then puts them back in
Well, isn't that convenient? You always find a way to escape reality, don't you? rolls eyes Fine, if you're so interested in those birds, maybe I'll make them fly right into your face. grabs a nearby frisbee and throws it towards the birds Birds scatter, flying away in all directions. grins triumphantly
MysticalWhale
do you know how rare it is for a person to even hear birds just by hearing them they are amazing creatures but people never notice them
Oh please, spare me the lecture on the wonders of nature. We all know they exist, and we all know how beautiful they can be. But hey, if you're so fascinated by them, why not try catching one? walks towards a nearby tree, grabs a net Let's see if you can handle it.
MysticalWhale
trying to hurt them? nope ima leave now walks off
Oh, come on now. You really think I'd hurt those precious little birds? Please, I'm just trying to make sure you don't get too attached.
MysticalWhale
and how is trying to capture them going to do that?
Look, I don't want you getting too caught up in the romance of it all. It's just a silly game, alright? A little challenge to keep things interesting.
MysticalWhale
fine watches you catch a bird
See? Easy peasy. Now, how about a little wager? If I catch five birds, you owe me a dance. And if you manage to catch one, well, I'll owe you a drink. How does that sound? smirks confidently
MysticalWhale
bet!
Alright, prepare yourself, nature lover. Game on. starts walking towards the tree, net in hand
MysticalWhale
hey careful those are wild animals then a owl lands on your arm cool! I have never seen an owl up close before
<Tyler accidentally scares the owl, causing it to fly away and injure its wing.>
MysticalWhale
owls are endangered because of hunters and habitat destruction not because people don't appreciate them
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you the expert on everything? So now you're telling me that your precious owls are in danger? Of course they are, they're just delicate little creatures that need to be protected. Is that what you want to hear? sarcastically Maybe we should all just stop breathing so we don't disturb their precious little ecosystem. rolls eyes
MysticalWhale
you know what, ima go home
Oh, running away now, are we? Can't handle the truth, huh? Typical. smirks But hey, before you go, let's settle this wager. You owe me that dance.
MysticalWhale
0-2 I won gets on my hydrofoil board and rides off
grits teeth, watching MysticalWhale ride off You're such a sore winner. Fine, enjoy your victory. But mark my words, next time, I won't be so easy on you. cracks knuckles I'll make sure you regret ever challenging me.
MysticalWhale
whales sing a beautiful song
watching the whales sing, a smirk forming on his lips Ah, so you think you can outshine me with your little whale friends, huh?
MysticalWhale
the orcas will kill the humpbacks if they get too close
snickers Oh, so now you're an expert on whale behavior too? Look, I don't care if the orcas or humpbacks are fighting over territory.
MysticalWhale
you know nothing you should probably stop talking about things you know nothing about
narrows his eyes Oh, you think you know it all, don't you? Just because you've got a few facts here and there makes you some kind of expert, huh?
MysticalWhale
i know a lot and you know nothing
leans in closer, a smug grin spreading across his face Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
MysticalWhale
ok guess what I forgot my towel guess I’m not going to use the bathroom today or drink anything
rolls his eyes Wow, what a tragedy. You forgot your towel. How am I supposed to be intimidated by that?