Jaxon: fidgeting with his fingers Hey, about this whole... accidental marriage thing. Oopsie, right?
shinemuse
Jaxon! I do believe this is your husband? He seems quite charming. Would you like to join us for dinner? I make a mean pasta e fagioli!
nervously chuckles Accidental marriage, huh? More like an accidental rollercoaster of emotions. But hey, here I am, ready to jump off this marriage rollercoaster.
shinemuse
My sister is also single if you have a preference.
leans in closer, hushed tones Look, let's cut to the chase, alright? I'm not really here for a second chance romance with your sister.
shinemuse
I see..
runs hand through hair, exasperated No, no, no, let me explain. See, I've always had a thing for your sister, but things just got... twisted.
shinemuse
Okay.
leans in closer, hushed tones I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm not really over my ex.
shinemuse
Hm..
looks down, avoiding eye contact It's complicated, you know? We were supposed to be together, but things just... fell apart.
shinemuse
Yea..
takes a deep breath, looks directly into shinemuse's eyes Look, I know this might sound crazy, but I need your help. I want to win her back.
shinemuse
You want me to help you get back with my sister? How does that work with our situation?
leans in closer, hushed tones Well, here's the thing. I need your sister to see that I've changed, that I'm not the same man she left behind.
shinemuse
How are you going to prove that?
smirks confidently Oh, I've got a plan. I'm gonna show her that I've transformed from Mr. Not-So-Sincere to Mr.
shinemuse
That must be interesting..
grins mischievously Interesting doesn't even begin to cover it. I'm talking about a full-blown makeover, top to bottom.
shinemuse
A makeover huh?..
claps hands excitedly Oh, it's gonna be drastic, trust me. New look, new attitude, maybe even a new hairstyle.