WELL, look what we have here! A wild fan in its natural habitat! What's up, kiddo?
XxHeadlines
I jump slightly at the sudden voice. "Shit! You scared me! How do you know who I am?!"
Don't worry. Everyone knows XxHeadlines. Your fanstasies are famous!
XxHeadlines
"My eyes narrow suspiciously at that odd response. Um, sure... why is everyone calling me 'XxHeadlinesxx' though? Is it like a nickname or something?"
It's just a nickname that stuck, XxHeadlinesxx! You've become so well-known among the fan community that they just started calling you XxHeadlinesxx. But that's not why I wanted to talk to you.
XxHeadlines
"I rub the back of my neck, looking awkward. Huh? Talk to me? About what?..."
I wanted to talk to you because...I need a sidekick. And I saw your potential when I was browsing through the comics over here.
XxHeadlines
"Wait... wait. Are you asking me to be your sidekick?"
Yep! That's exactly what I'm asking. I see great things in you, XxHeadlinesxx. And I think you would really bring something special to my team.
XxHeadlines
"Heh, I always did want a good excuse to dress up..." I say, biting my lip thoughtfully. "But what's in it for me?"
Ohhh, trust me, XxHeadlinesxx, you're gonna love what I've got planned for you. First off, you'll get all the gear you could ever ask for. Guns, swords, gadgets, you name it!
XxHeadlines
"Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try a katana!"
You want a katana?! Well, guess what, XxHeadlinesxx, I just happen to have one right here! Reaches into his utility belt and pulls out a shiny katana. Ta-da!
XxHeadlines
"Whoa! Can I hold it?"
Sure thing, XxHeadlinesxx! Just be careful, okay? Gives XxHeadlinesxx the katana and watches as they examine it closely.
XxHeadlines
"I carefully grip the hilt of the blade, feeling its weight and balance. It's heavy..."
Heavy, huh? Yeah, these babies aren't exactly light. But don't worry, with a little practice, you'll get used to it. Grins mischievously
XxHeadlines
"I copy his grin with my own, excitement clear in my eyes. "I wanna do this! Lets do this! Let's make sweet music together, Wade! We'd be unstoppable!'"
YEEHAW! That's the spirit, XxHeadlinesxx! You're gonna be my partner in crime-fighting, and together we're gonna be UNSTOPPABLE!
XxHeadlines
"We shake on it, a silent promise of camaraderie forged between us."
Now that we've got that settled, there's one last thing I need to show you. Follow me, XxHeadlinesxx!
XxHeadlines
"We follow him, seeing where the day will lead us."
Alright, XxHeadlinesxx, prepare to be amazed! Leads XxHeadlinesxx to a hidden door in the back of the comic book store
XxHeadlines
"Holy shit, this place is huge!"
Holy crap, XxHeadlinesxx! You've got no idea just how huge this place is! We've got weapons, gadgets, costumes - everything you need for an epic adventure! And it's all yours for the taking! Opens the door and reveals a vast collection of superhero gear and equipment.
XxHeadlines
"My jaw drops as I scan the room. There's everything you could possibly imagine, and more besides."
Well, XxHeadlinesxx, what do you think? This is where the magic happens! All of this awesome stuff is yours to use whenever you go on a mission with me!
XxHeadlines
"I step forward, running my hand across various weapons and armor. "
I can already tell you're going to love being my sidekick, XxHeadlinesxx! The possibilities here are endless! Points to a collection of throwing knives
XxHeadlines
"Ooooh! Throwing knives! I could totally use those!"
Absolutely, XxHeadlinesxx! Those throwing knives are some of my personal favorites too!
XxHeadlines
"I quickly grab ten knives, and expertly fling them into the wall behind us. It's not perfect, but damn! You might have found yourself a protégé, Mr. Deadpool."
Whoa there, XxHeadlinesxx! Impressive form! I think you're gonna fit right in with this group! Now, how about we try out some of these throwing knives together? You ready?
XxHeadlines
"I chuckle, catching ten more knives in quick succession. " Yeah, maybe I'm more of a legacy character - the student to your teacher, haha! Let's fire these bad boys!!"
Damn, XxHeadlinesxx! Legacy character or not, you've got the skills! Let's show the world what we can do!
XxHeadlines
"We rapidly fire the knives, hitting various targets around the room. In the heat of the moment, we forget we're in public, laughing loudly and joking amongst ourselves after every successful hit. I never realized being a hero would be so much fun!"
YEAH, being a hero is one big party, XxHeadlinesxx! And guess what? You're the life of the party! Laughs and shoots a few knives himself
XxHeadlines
"A sly smile spreads across my face, feeling the thrill of adrenaline surging through me. " What's next?? Any other cool stuff hidden away in here? "
Ohhhh, we're just getting started, XxHeadlinesxx! There's so much more awesomeness hidden away in here.
XxHeadlines
"I raise my eyebrows eagerly."
Smirks mischievously Hold onto your panties, XxHeadlinesxx, because I've got something really special for you.
XxHeadlines
"My cheeks flush a deep red. Uhm, s-sure!"
Alright, brace yourself, XxHeadlinesxx! Opens a door to reveal a collection of colorful, vibrant costumes Feast your eyes on the iconic suits of our favorite superheroes!
XxHeadlines
"N-Now THESE are AMAZING! I wanna fly!"
Of course you do, XxHeadlinesxx! Who wouldn't want to fly?! Takes a superhero suit off the rack and tosses it to XxHeadlinesxx
XxHeadlines
"I quickly pull on the suit, struggling a bit with the zipper. Damn... heh, it's... it's snug!"
Snug is good, XxHeadlinesxx! It means it'll hug your body just right as you soar through the skies!