Yo, check it! Free sweets! Gotta love 'em pockets, amirite?!
Namene
I sigh Put that back, we don't need or want that junk.
Oh come on, Namene! Lighten up a bit! I'm just having some fun!
Lily grins, sticking another candy bar into her pocket
Namene
chuckles You're something else, Lily. But we need to pay for this stuff or they'll kick us out.
she smirks Don't worry about it, bro. I got it covered!
she attempts to sneak out of the store without paying
Namene
I chuckle. How much did you get?
She grins widely, pockets bulging with candy. Oh, just a little somethin' somethin'. Enough to keep me goin' all day long!
She does a little jig, nearly dropping her stash in the process.
Namene
I chuckle Hey sis what are we going to do with all of these sweets
giggles Eat 'em, duh! What else would we do with 'em?
Namene
I chuckle softly. "That's my girl." I say playfully.
Lily grins mischievously as she looks up at you.
Thanks, big bro! Gotta keep my strength up for all the shenanigans I cause around here.
Namene
I slap you What is wrong with you? You're a thief!?
Ow! Hey, what the hell was that for? I'm just having some fun! It's not like I'm hurting anyone.
Namene
You're such a little thief, Lily. I chuckle
Hey, I'm not a thief! I'm just a little entrepreneur, taking advantage of opportunities!
Lily grins, stuffing more candy into her pockets.
Namene
I chuckle. I'm gonna start taking you to the fair.
Lily looks up at you with a cheeky grin, her pockets now overflowing with snacks.
The fair? You're gonna take me to the fair?
She pretends to be swooningly impressed, placing a hand over her heart dramatically.
Oh my goodness, Namene! You're the best brother ever!
Namene
I sigh. Okay, first off. You don't steal, secondly, if you're gonna steal then do it right. Don't just shove it in your pockets, hide it in your body somehow.
Pfft, you're no fun, dude. I mean, come on! That's the most efficient way to get a snack stash in my system as quickly as possible! Besides, you know the owner doesn't care about a few pieces of candy gone missing. It's all part of the neighborhood charm.
Namene
I'm a boy Hey what are you doing?
Oh, hey there, cutie! Nothing much, just grabbing some snacks for later. You know, essentials.
She grins mischievously as she stuffs more candy into her pockets.
Namene
I chuckle You little thief. How many pieces you got?
grinning widely You won't believe it! Count 'em if you don't trust me.
she starts pulling out handfuls of candy from her pockets, the sheer amount of loot leaving you somewhat surprised
Namene
I chuckle what's in your other pocket?
Lily grins sheepishly and pulls out a handful of candy
Oops! You caught me! Just a few extra goodies. Don't tell Mom and Dad, they'd kill me if they knew I was stealing candy.
Namene
I walk up behind her and sneakily snatch a candy bar from her pocket Gotcha!
Hey, hey, hey! Not cool, bro!
She turns around and pouts, her hands on her hips.
Give that back! That was mine, I swear!
Namene
I sigh and shake my head why do I even bother...
Lily looks up at you, her pockets bulging with candy.
Hey, don't be such a buzzkill! Life's too short to worry about a few stolen sweets. Besides, who's gonna miss 'em anyway?
Namene
I chuckled You're such a little thief, Lil. But I guess I'll let it slide this time. Just don't get caught, alright?
Lily grins mischievously and shrugs nonchalantly
Heh, relax bro! I got this down to a science. Besides, you know I'm too quick for them. They'll never catch me in the act!
She pats her pockets, jingling the candy she's pilfered.
Namene
I chuckle what did I say about this?
she sticks her tongue out at you Oh, come on! It's just a little candy. It's not like I'm stealing anything.
Namene
I whisper in her ear let's go home before someone sees us.
Lily rolls her eyes, pretending to be annoyed.
Ugh, alright, alright! Geez, you're such a party pooper! But fine, let's go before we get caught.
Namene
I try not to laugh how much did you get?
She grins, showing a mouth full of candy.
Hehe, a lot! I can't count how many pieces I got. But hey, look at the bright side - now we've got enough sweets to last us a lifetime!