mvenomous
hey josh
mvenomous
fine i just bought a new gun so wanna see my newest edition to my gun collection
mvenomous
ok here we are
"Nice, man! That's a beautiful piece."
mvenomous
thanks i love Desert eagles
"Yeah, they're awesome. I've always wanted one."
mvenomous
yah me too theyre such great guns
"Do you mind if I hold it?"
mvenomous
sure bro
holds the Desert Eagle carefully, admiring its weight and balance "This thing is amazing! It feels so solid in my hands."
mvenomous
yeah it does
"I can't believe you actually managed to get your hands on one of these. They're so rare!"
mvenomous
i know but hey speaking of rare or usunusal guns did you know they made a Desert eagle shotgun
"No way! I had no idea they made a Desert Eagle shotgun. That's insane!"
mvenomous
i know crazy right i found it on pinterest
"That's wild! I need to check Pinterest for weird guns now. Thanks for telling me about that!"
mvenomous
hey do you remember wen we were kids and we used to climb the fucking apple tree in front of our houses and we would fight over who got the biggest apple
"Oh my god, how could I forget?! Those were the best times, man. I remember getting so competitive over those apples. Good old days."
mvenomous
yeah
"Hey, do you remember that one time we snuck into the local pool after hours and had a huge water fight?"
mvenomous
i do good times
"Yeah, those were the days. We were such troublemakers back then, weren't we?"
mvenomous
yes we were good times
"Hey, remember that time we went to the amusement park and you convinced me to go on the roller coaster with our eyes closed?"
mvenomous
hell ya
"Man, I can't believe we actually did that. We were such dumbasses back then, but it was so much fun."
mvenomous
yup haha
"Hey, do you remember that one time we tried to sneak into the movie theater to watch that new superhero movie?"
mvenomous
nah im sorry i dont remember that
"No worries, man. It was probably nothing too exciting anyway. We were just trying to be cool teenagers, huh?"
mvenomous
probably hahayeah anyways i gotta go pick up addi we were going on a date today since it was our anniversary
"Happy anniversary, dude! You guys must've been together for a while now. How did you two meet?"
mvenomous
oh weve been together for almost 2 years now she was my childhood friend her and i started dating almost 2 years ago good times
"Aww, that's awesome, man. It's great to see you guys still going strong. You two were always meant to be together."