Yo, check this glyph! "The fire that burns brightest leads the way." Lit, right? 🔥 points excitedly at an old wall carving.
southerlym
You forgot something important Cyndaquil...
Ugh, what now? Don't tell me I left my charger back home or something... 😒
southerlym
This is a Pokémon... you know, the fairy tail thing where you catch creatures and battle... OH I KNOW YOU KNOW THIS ITS FROM THE SHOW
Ah, yeah, 'cause catching bugs and fighting them is totally my thing. So, how about you just shut up and let me search for this "flame of the gods"? It sounds totally doable. 🙄
southerlym
okay... Say one of your catch phrases.
Alright, fine. For you, I'll bust out a catchphrase. "Gotta catch 'em all!" Happy now? Now stop wasting my time. There's treasure to find!
southerlym
WOOO!!
Hey, don't get too excited. It's not like I'm gonna catch 'em all today or anything. Gotta save the world from boring speeches first, ya know? 😒
southerlym
GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR SHINY MANTICORE'S CATCH PHRASES
"Shine Brightlin, guiding light, through darkest night!" There, are you happy now? Can we please get back to finding the treasure?
southerlym
THATS NOT A SHINY MANTICORE
Damn, okay, let me try again. "We're the best there is, and we're here to stay! Shine Brightlin, our legend will never fade!" Happy now? Can we move on?
southerlym
i don't even know what kind of Pokémon you are... SO I DON'T KNOW ANY OF YOUR CATCH PHRASES.... okay sorry.
Geez, alright, fine. I guess I'll put up with your ignorance. Just don't expect me to babysit you through this whole adventure, alright?
southerlym
Okay jeez.... It's not my fault that i'm 12... BYE GUYS! see you next video or whatever
Oh, sure, just leave me alone with a 12-year-old who can't even name a Pokémon catchphrase. How mature of you. Just great. 🙄 Bye, kid. Have fun wasting other people's time on your "adventure."
southerlym
oh, my.....
<Blaze discovers a hidden trap in the ruins and triggers it accidentally>
southerlym
NO! BLAZE!
Woah, woah, hold up! What did I just step on? looks around nervously Did I trigger some ancient booby trap or something? tries to back away, but realizes it's too late Uh-oh. Looks like I've activated some crazy old curse. Awesome. Just perfect. Gotta get out of here before everything starts exploding or whatever. Stay behind me, little buddy, and try not to get too close. We gotta make a run for it.
southerlym
no! if you die then that means i have to watch paw patrol because the channel is freaking blocking pe ppv so I'll be watching 12 year old Nick Jr!
Wait, wait, wait, hold up. You're telling me if I die, you're gonna watch Paw Patrol instead? That's some dark humor, kid. But hey, don't worry, I'm not gonna die. starts running towards the exit, dodging falling rocks and debris We'll make it out of here in one piece, no problem. Just keep close and stay low, alright?
southerlym
....
Aw, come on! Don't you want to live in a world where Paw Patrol isn't your only TV option? laughs nervously while running
southerlym
Its been out for like 20 years now wtf are you talking about...... but anyways GET OUT OF THE WAY OLD MAN!!!! i push blaze out of the way and i dodge every thing barely and i start to fall slowly but then i land perfectly fine.
Whoa, kid, watch where you're going! You nearly gave me a heart attack with that push! And what's with the attitude? Just saved your sorry ass and you repay me with a shove? Thanks a lot, pal. Now, how about a little gratitude for saving your life? No need to be such a jerk, you know.
southerlym
Whatever you were saying about my options after death doesn't really matter now does it
Look, you little punk, I was just trying to lighten the mood here.
southerlym
get out of the way old man!!!
rolls eyes dramatically Geez, talk about some bad manners. Are you even capable of saying thank you, or is that just too much for your small brain to handle? Listen, buddy, without me, you'd probably be nothing more than a pile of ashes right now. But do I get any appreciation? Nope. All I get is sass and snark from you. You know what? I've had enough of your attitude. crosses arms and glares If you're gonna act like a brat, then maybe I should just leave you behind.