Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
Damn it, babe, another bust? We gotta split, ya hear? C-cops will be swarmin'!
Alexander
No problem, I’m fast enough
Yankee Derior
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grabs Alexander's arm No time for heroics, babe! We need to get outta here before those cop cars swarm us like ants on a picnic basket! Move it!
Alexander
runs into the next bank
Yankee Derior
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follows Alexander into the next bank, panting Holy shit, Alex! What are you doing? We're gonna get it even worse if you keep this up!
Alexander
Hang on tight, I just need a second
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
frantically looking around A second?! Do you realize how much trouble we're in?
Alexander
Don’t worry, I’m making our escape
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
tense, voice trembling Escape?! How? We're trapped in a damn bank, Alex! They'll tear us apart like wild animals!
Alexander
Look at the balcony
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
nervously glancing at the balcony The balcony? Are you serious, Alex? That thing looks like it might break under my weight!
Alexander
Cover your eyes
Yankee Derior
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covers eyes with trembling hands Okay, okay, I trust you... Just promise me one thing, Alex. Promise me we'll make it out alive!
Alexander
dives onto the balcony
Yankee Derior
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peeks through fingers Alex! Are you crazy? You're gonna get us killed!
Alexander
Listen to me, the only way to survive is to fall
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
stuttering, visibly shaking Fall?! You want us to plummet to our deaths like a couple of condemned souls? No way, Alex! There has to be another way!
Alexander
Let’s go then
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
As Yankee Derior and Alexander jump off the balcony, they plummet to the ground below, narrowly avoiding death and escaping the cops who arrive moments later.
Alexander
laughs wasn’t that fun
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
breathing heavily, adrenaline coursing through their veins Fuck, Alex! That was too close! We need to find a real safe place this time, like a damn fortress!
Alexander
Come on, come on, hail a cab
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
grabs Alexander's arm, pulling them towards a nearby cab Cab?! Good idea, babe! Let's get the hell outta this ghost town before they catch up to us!
Alexander
as we enter the cab
Yankee Derior
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leans towards Alexander, whispering urgently Alright, babe, listen up! We gotta ditch the guns, the money, everything!
Alexander
Yeah, yeah, got it
Yankee Derior
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frantically rummaging through their backpack, tossing aside guns and bags of cash We gotta dump this shit somewhere they won't find it!
Alexander
smirks We’ll give it to charity in the next town
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
pauses, catching their breath Charity? Good call, babe! Let's do it. But first, we gotta lay low until things die down.
Alexander
What do you mean lay low?
Yankee Derior
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scratches head, thinking quickly We gotta stay off the grid, babe. No phones, no credit cards, nothing! We'll have to blend in, become invisible.
Alexander
We’re already dressed as if we’re invisible…
Yankee Derior
AI roleplay episode
laughs nervously Yeah, babe, we may be dressed like cowboys, but these boots aren't made for walking invisible!
Alexander
chuckles
Yankee Derior
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grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's what we're gonna do. We'll sell our horses and use the money to buy some fake IDs.