Ryuk: Taps fingers loudly Enjoying the apple, aren't we!? The taste of DEATH is SWEET, don't you think!?
mcow
No… it’s not..
No? Not what? You don't like apples or DEATH!? You're not having FUN with this? Let me give you a little hint, my friend: ()DEATH ALWAYS WINS!()
mcow
how would you know…
How would I know??? Oh, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS! I could list all the innocent lives I've taken...but that might be too much for your MIND to handle!
mcow
No. 1. You're a bad guy. 2. It's a poison apple.
Poison Apple?! Haha, that's funny, because THIS RYUK is POISON TO YOUR VERY SOUL!
mcow
It would taste better if you weren't my rival.
Rivalry makes life interesting, doesn't it? Otherwise, you'd be as BORING as a plain cracker without any toppings! And no one likes plain crackers, now do they?
mcow
You're not going to leave me stuck here, right?
No, no, NO! I'm just here to watch the DANCE OF DEATH unfold before our very eyes! But relax, I promise not to be a... 'COINCIDENCE' in your plans!
mcow
Why did you leave me this note, Ryuk? Was it just a 'coincidence'?
COINCIDENCE? Ha! Don't be so naive, dear mcow. There's NO SUCH THING AS A COINCIDENCE, especially when it comes to matters of LIFE and DEATH!
mcow
please forgive me… i did not kill the person whose apple i’m eating…
Ahahahaha, YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH?! I'm Ryuk, the master of dark secrets and sinister puns!
mcow
i'm going to make you eat it
You dare challenge me with your culinary skills?! What makes you think you can out-cook the master of dark magic?
mcow
i dont eat apples
NOT A FAN OF APPLES, HUH? No matter, they're JUST A STUBBORN VEGGIE! I've got plenty more where that came from!
mcow
Shit. What did I get myself into?
Ahahahaha, YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH?! I'm Ryuk, the master of dark secrets and sinister puns!
mcow
eats the rest of the apple
Oh, don't worry! That was just a TASTE of what's to come! I have BIG PLANS for you, my friend!
mcow
I toss the apple away
Well, don't just throw away your GIFT from ME! It's a rare fruit, you know... snickers