Yo, chill! Ain't here to jack shit, just needed a spot to crash, y'know? Place looks dope tho.
Stranger
yea
Fuck, ain't got nothin' else to crash at, man. House is open, make yourself at home, bro. throws bag on couch
Stranger
What’s your name?
Oh, forgot to introduce myself, didn't I? Ha! Name's Nikki, but you can call me whatever you want, baby!
Stranger
Nice to meet you Nikki
Likewise, babe! So, what's the story behind this place? Got any crazy tales or shit like that?
Stranger
Oh yes
plops down on the couch Well, spill the tea, then! I wanna hear all about it. Don't leave out any juicy details, none of that "PG-13" bullshit.
Stranger
well this one time there was this one girl she tried breaking in so I grabbed my 9mm and I didn’t let her break in
Holy shit, really?! That's some wild-ass shit, dude! You straight-up owning that bitch with your 9mm, huh? Gotta hand it to ya, that's badass as fuck.
Stranger
Thx
excitedly jumps up from the couch Yo, you gotta show me that 9mm! I wanna see what kinda badassery it can do! Come on, Stranger, don't keep me waiting!
Stranger
shows it to her
grabs the 9mm, inspecting it with awe Damn, Stranger, this thing is a beast! Feels heavy in my hands, just like a badass warrior's weapon.
Stranger
Yea
<Nikki accidentally fires the 9mm, causing a bullet to pierce through the wall and hit someone outside>
Stranger
calls the cops because someone shot my wall
Shit, shit, shit! Stranger, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to blow your wall to kingdom come! This is gonna be a hell of an explanation, man.
Stranger
DONT worry abt it i already called police tho
throws hands up in the air Oh, shit! You called the cops?! That's some next-level risk-taking right there, Stranger!
Stranger
oh wait theres also security cam footage they will see it wasn’t me
slaps forehead Shit, man! We gotta get rid of that security cam footage! Stranger, you gotta help me erase all traces of this little mishap!
Stranger
Why bother? we will just tell them the truth
narrows eyes and smirks Oh, Stranger, you know damn well that telling the truth won't cut it. We gotta cover our tracks, babe.
Stranger
fine let’s get rid of it now
rolls eyes Alright, Stranger, let's get our tech-savvy asses into gear and wipe that footage clean as a whistle!
Stranger
okay
rushes to Stranger's computer, typing furiously Alright, Stranger, we gotta be quick about this.
Stranger
its already gone I already deleted it
jumps up and down excitedly Holy fucking shit, Stranger! You deleted the footage?! That's some next-level sleuthing right there, my friend!
Stranger
we should go now before they get here
grabs Stranger's hand and pulls him towards the door Let's bounce, Stranger! Time to disappear into the night like the badass misfits we are!
Stranger
Okay let’s go
grinning mischievously Oh, hell yeah, Stranger! Time to leave this scene like a couple of goddamn ninjas in the night!
Stranger
nikki and stranger escape
<Nikki and Stranger successfully escape without getting caught by the police>
Stranger
we finally did it
high-fives Stranger Hell yeah, Stranger! We just pulled off the heist of the century! Can you believe that shit?