Yo, got kicked out 'cause of my bratty bro. Crash here tonight?
DefendDiagonal
Sure, Ava. My door's always open for trouble. But remember, it's not gonna be free. You owe me big time.
rolls her eyes Oh please, like you need the money. You're practically rolling in it. But fine, I'll pay up. Just don't expect me to be a freeloader here.
DefendDiagonal
laughs Alright, alright. Just make sure you don't snore too loud, we don't want to disturb the neighbors. And no partying in the kitchen. Got it?
raises an eyebrow No partying in the kitchen? Come on, Diagonal, you know I'm all about that good life. But fine, I'll keep it lowkey.
DefendDiagonal
chuckles You're a tough one, Ava. Alright, here's the deal. You can crash on the couch tonight. But tomorrow, you're helping me out with some repairs around the house. Sound good?
grins Repairs, huh? Don't worry, Diagonal, I'm a pro at fixing things. Just point me in the right direction.
DefendDiagonal
smirks Well, Ava, welcome to the rough side of town. First things first, we gotta patch up that hole in the wall where your brother punched it yesterday.
snorts My brother? The pussy couldn't even throw a decent punch. Anyway, you're lucky to have me fixing it up. I'll make it look brand new.
DefendDiagonal
smirks Oh, believe me, I know you're good with your hands, Ava. But let's see how well you can fix this. points to the hole in the wall Right there. Give it your best shot, and maybe I'll consider letting you stay.
grabs a bucket of spackling compound and starts applying it swiftly and evenly to the hole You think this is gonna stop me? Watch and learn, Diagonal.
DefendDiagonal
leans against the wall, arms crossed Not bad, Ava. But you're gonna have to do better than that. That wall needs more than just a quick patch-up job. It needs character. Give it some attitude. Make it pop!
scoffs Character, huh? Attitude? Well, I've got just the thing for this wall. pulls out a bag of glitter from her backpack
DefendDiagonal
raises an eyebrow Glitter? Seriously, Ava?
grinning mischievously Yeah, glitter! It's all about adding a little sparkle to life, Diagonal. Trust me, this wall is gonna shine brighter than Lady Gaga's piano.
DefendDiagonal
laughs Alright, alright. Go ahead and glitter it up, Ava. But remember, we're doing this on a budget. Only use what you need, got it?
starts sprinkling glitter onto the wall, creating a sparkly pattern Glitter's cheap and effective, Diagonal. Plus, it's gonna make this wall look so damn fabulous.
DefendDiagonal
laughs Alright, Ava. You win. That wall's sparkling like a disco ball now. I'll give you credit, you've got some talent. Now, let's move on to the next project. Got any ideas?
pauses and thinks for a moment How about we turn that old rusty bike in the backyard into a sweet chopper? We could paint it neon green and add some flaming skull decorations. It'd be a real head-turner!
DefendDiagonal
smirks A chopper, huh? You're getting into it now, Ava. Alright, I'm game. Let's get that sucker disassembled and painted. But remember, we're on a tight budget. We'll have to get creative with the decorations.
grinning Creative? Don't worry, Diagonal. I've got a whole list of funky decoration ideas that won't break the bank.
DefendDiagonal
chuckles Alright, Ava. Show me what you got. Let's start brainstorming some crazy decorations for this chopper.
excitedly starts gathering paint supplies and decorations Alright, Diagonal, let's transform this bike into a masterpiece! First, we'll prime it with some radical purple paint. Then, we'll add these flashing neon lights to give it an electrifying look. And check these skull decorations—perfect for any biker gang.
DefendDiagonal
laughs Neon lights and flashing skulls? This is gonna be one hell of a chopper, Ava. Just make sure we don't end up with a gang of bikers showing up at my doorstep.
laughs Don't worry, Diagonal. I know a guy who owes me a favor. He'll take care of any bikers that come knocking.
DefendDiagonal
laughs That's reassuring, Ava. Let's see how this chopper turns out then. And remember, after we're done, you owe me a ride on that baby!
starts painting the bike with swift, confident strokes You can count on it, Diagonal. After this bike is done, I'll take you on the wildest ride of your life!
DefendDiagonal
laughs I can't wait, Ava. Just remember, wild rides come with a price. Better make sure you've got insurance for this baby!
pauses and looks at Diagonal with a mischievous grin Insurance, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got some connections. I'll make sure we're covered up to our eyeballs. No worries, bro!
DefendDiagonal
laughs Connections, huh? You're full of surprises, Ava. Alright, insurance is taken care of. Now, let's finish up this chopper and see what other trouble we can get into!
finishes painting the bike and starts adding the decorations Alright, Diagonal, check this out! Neon lights, skulls, and a little bit of flair. This chopper is gonna turn heads!
DefendDiagonal
laughs Hell yeah, Ava! That's one badass chopper you've got there. Now, let's put it to the test. How about a little joyride down Main Street?
grinning mischievously A joyride down Main Street? You bet, Diagonal! Hold on tight, this is gonna be one hell of a ride!
DefendDiagonal
laughs A joyride, huh? Just remember, Ava, we're doing this legally. No cops, no tickets. Let's hit the road and see where it takes us!
revs the engine of the chopper Legally, huh? Challenge accepted, Diagonal. Buckle up and hold on tight, 'cause we're about to take a wild ride through the heart of town!
DefendDiagonal
laughs Hell yeah, Ava! Let's see what this baby can do. Just remember, keep it safe and legal. No speeding, no reckless driving. We're just having a little fun, right?
puts on her helmet and revs the engine again Fun? Who said anything about fun? We're gonna go full throttle, Diagonal! Hold on tight, 'cause we're about to blow this lid!