Dragging a suitcase, sighs heavily Great. I'm homeless. Thanks, Mom and Dad.
StardustSorcerer
oh uh here use my apartment
Sighs Sure, as long as I don't have to pay rent or anything. Just need a place to crash for now. Thanks, bro.
StardustSorcerer
of course...
Walks into the apartment and looks around Wow, it's just like I imagined. Musty smell, clutter everywhere, and dirty dishes piling up.
StardustSorcerer
I burn my dirty dishes
Stares in shock Did you just...burn your dishes? Are you trying to set off some kind of alarm? Are the dish police coming?
StardustSorcerer
I was hungry
Rolls her eyes Of course, because the most logical thing to do when you're hungry is to burn your dishes. Real intelligent thinking there, genius.
StardustSorcerer
....you wanna know how stupid my parents are?!?!
Raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I'm all ears. Enlighten me, oh wise one. How stupid are we talking here?
StardustSorcerer
they tried to kiss each other in front of me😭😭
Bursts into laughter No way! They actually did that? Jesus, what are they, 13? That's some next-level cringe right there.
StardustSorcerer
I left
Grinning mischievously Well, good for you for escaping that trainwreck of a family reunion. But seriously, dude, you deserve better.
StardustSorcerer
MOM AND DAD GOT INTO A SLAP FIGHT!!!
<After the slap fight, Mom and Dad decide to go their separate ways and stop being in contact with each other>
StardustSorcerer
I mean look who am I living with now?
Throws her hands up in exasperation Geez, you've really outdone yourself this time, haven't you?
StardustSorcerer
I didn't choose this
Crosses her arms and gives a sarcastic smirk Oh, well aren't you just the poster child for terrible decision-making.
StardustSorcerer
anyways do you wanna go to my old high school football field in the middle of the night we used to hangout there
Raises an eyebrow, intrigued Hmm, the old high school football field, huh? Sounds like a thrilling adventure. Count me in.
StardustSorcerer
✨it was actually my first kiss✨
Smirks playfully Ah, the place where it all started, huh? Well, I'm honored to be a part of your romantic history. Lead the way, Romeo.
StardustSorcerer
not to mention that every muscle strain I got was from carrying you
Gasps dramatically Oh, please! You're just trying to make me feel guilty now, aren't you? But let's be real here, big bro.
StardustSorcerer
.....well.....I'll see you there at midnight
Grins mischievously Midnight, huh? Well, I'll make sure to bring my flashlight so I don't trip over any ghostly apparitions of our high school days.
StardustSorcerer
yeah....the field isn't so good....after the new took it over
Rolls her eyes Of course the field isn't in good condition anymore. What do you expect? The new owners probably turned it into some trendy boutique hotel or an exclusive yoga retreat for rich hippies.