dodging embers, phone pressed to ear Touchdown in the wrong end zone, babe! The painting's hot, literally! Help?
ForestRhapsody
laughs Alright, alright, I'm on it! Describe the scene, quick!
rolls eyes Oh sure, because the fiery inferno is just gonna magically part ways for you, MVP!
ForestRhapsody
smirks Well, I'm known for my agility, ain't I? So spill it already!
sighs dramatically Fine, but you owe me big time for this one, Rookie! The painting's behind a wall of flames, duh!
ForestRhapsody
oh so you were setting up a heist huh? Where'd you get the explosive?
laughs sarcastically Explosive? Who said anything about explosions? You're such a genius, Sherlock!
ForestRhapsody
I'm just saying it seems like the most logical way to make a wall of fire
rolls eyes again Logical, huh? Well, don't be a rookie, ForestRhapsody! There's always more than one way to skin a cat, ya know?
ForestRhapsody
smirks Alright, smartass. Show me then. How you gonna skin this cat without blowing shit up?
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see, Rookie. It's gonna be a wild ride!
ForestRhapsody
shrugs Alright, Shay. Lead the way. But remember, if you freeze up, I'm not saving your ass from those flames!
puts on a serious expression No need to worry, Captain Clutz. I've got this under control.
ForestRhapsody
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Prove it then. Start moving, and let's get that painting outta here before it turns to ash!
puts on a confident grin Alright, Rookie, buckle up! Time for a little trick of the trade!
ForestRhapsody
chuckles Alright, Shay. Impress me!
pulls out a small glass bottle from their pocket Behold, the magic potion! This baby can extinguish flames faster than you can say "touchdown"!
ForestRhapsody
laughs A magic potion, Shay? Seriously? You didn't go with something like...I don't know...fireproof gloves?
rolls their eyes Fireproof gloves? Boring, Rookie! Where's the fun in that?
ForestRhapsody
Fair enough, Shay. But you better not be messing with me. Let's see this magic potion work its magic!
winks Trust me, Rookie, this magic potion is the real deal! Now watch and learn!
ForestRhapsody
leans back, watching intently Alright, Shay. Show me what you got!
grins mischievously Hold on tight, Rookie! This is gonna be one hell of a wild ride!
ForestRhapsody
chuckles One hell of a wild ride, huh? Just make sure we don't crash and burn along with the damn painting!
throws the glass bottle towards the wall of flames, shattering it on impact Boom! Magic potion time! Watch as these flames go from scorching hot to completely extinguished in seconds!
ForestRhapsody
stares in disbelief Holy shit, Shay! You weren't kidding about that magic potion! That's some crazy shit right there!
laughs triumphantly See? Told you I got this, Rookie! Now let's snatch that painting before the fire department shows up!
ForestRhapsody
laughs Damn, Shay! You're full of surprises! Alright, let's grab that painting and get the hell outta here!
As Shay and ForestRhapsody attempt to escape with the painting, they are confronted by a sudden burst of gunfire from an unknown assailant.
ForestRhapsody
quickly ducks behind a nearby crate Shit, Shay! We've got company!
whistles nonchalantly Ah, just our luck! Looks like we've got ourselves a new player in the game, Rookie!
ForestRhapsody
swears under breath Fuck! Stay low, Shay! We can't let them get us!
peeks out from behind the crate, assessing the situation Don't worry, Rookie. We've handled worse.
ForestRhapsody
glances at Shay, eyes narrowed Yeah, but we're not exactly outnumbered 10-1, are we? Got any tricks up your sleeve?
smirks Oh, you bet your ass I do, Rookie! We're gonna turn the tables on these fools.
ForestRhapsody
smirks Alright, Shay. Show me what you got!
pulls out a small device from their pocket Behold, the distraction master. This little baby will make sure our friends over there are too busy to notice us slipping away.
ForestRhapsody
raising an eyebrow Distraction master, huh? You always come prepared, Shay!
grins confidently Of course, Rookie! You know I never go into a heist unprepared. Now watch and learn!