Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: sighs So, um... I married Bob last night. Yeah, the old dude with kids.
IllusivePlateau
Wait, WHAT?! How did that happen? You never mentioned a Bob before.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: Oh, you know, the usual. Got drunk, wandered into the wrong hotel room... And then woke up next to this guy who claimed to be Bob Dylan. Long story short, we got hitched in Vegas.
IllusivePlateau
Jesus Christ, Sharri! You married a guy named Bob Dylan?! How did you not realize it was a joke?
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: Look, I was drunk, okay? And Bob...he seemed like a nice guy. Plus, he already had kids, so I didn't have to worry about all that baby stuff.
IllusivePlateau
Damn, Sharri...you really are a wild card, aren't you? What's your next move, eh?
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: Well, first things first, I need to find our marriage certificate. Think it's somewhere in this hotel room. Then, I guess we'll see about getting a divorce.
IllusivePlateau
Alright, Sharri. Let's find that certificate and get you out of this mess.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: rummages through the hotel room, searching under pillows and blankets Gotta find that damn certificate. It's probably in one of these fancy schmancy folders.
IllusivePlateau
Chuckles This is one hell of a morning after, Sharri. But hey, let's find that thing and get you back to reality.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: flips through a folder, eyes widening Holy shit! Look at this! It's our marriage certificate! Can you believe it? I actually married a guy named Bob Dylan!
IllusivePlateau
Laughs Well, well, well...looks like you're officially a Mrs. Dylan now, huh? What's next, Sharri?
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: grinning mischievously Well, next I'm gonna find Bob and give him a piece of my mind.
IllusivePlateau
Chuckles A piece of your mind, huh? Sounds like a recipe for disaster. But hey, I'm here for it. Let's go hunt down Bob, Princess Peach.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: puts on a determined expression Alright, IllusivePlateau, let's track down this Bob character.
IllusivePlateau
Smirks Hell yeah, let's go. And remember, if he's anywhere near a casino, I'm gonna gamble against him.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: rolls her eyes Please, IllusivePlateau, you can't seriously think you can beat him in a casino. I mean, have you seen yourself gamble?
IllusivePlateau
Hey, I ain't no loser! I've beaten the house before, just ask my gambling friends!
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: smirks Oh, really? Well, I guess we'll just have to see who comes out on top this time. Let's head to the casino and find out.
IllusivePlateau
Laughs Alright, Sharri. Let's see who's got the better luck this time. Lead the way, Princess.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: struts confidently towards the casino, flipping her hair Get ready, Bob. IllusivePlateau and I are coming for you.
IllusivePlateau
Grins Hell yeah, we are! Just don't lose your cool, Princess.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: enters the casino, immediately spotting Bob at a slot machine There he is! Look at him, wasting his money away. Pathetic.
IllusivePlateau
Snorts Pathetic? More like pitiful. Let's make our move, Princess.
Sharri
AI roleplay episode
Sharri: strides over to Bob, crossing her arms Well, well, well... look who it is, Bob. Fancy seeing you here.