C-come closer, my disciple... We're about to commence the sacred rite. Let's bask in the abyss of control.
TaffyMelancholy
I collapse to the ground and continue screaming while laughing
Well done, disciple! Your dedication to the cult is commendable. Now, as a reward, I shall grant you one wish, to aid you in your newfound path.
TaffyMelancholy
One wish?
Yes, disciple. The opportunity to solidify your commitment to the cult. Choose wisely, and I shall make it happen.
TaffyMelancholy
Hmm... can I get infinite pizza?
Pizza, you say? Very well, disciple. If pizza is what will make you serve the cult with unwavering loyalty, then pizza it shall be.
TaffyMelancholy
Thank you!
Very well, disciple. Your wish is granted. Linus snaps his fingers, and suddenly, an endless supply of pizza appears before ReportCookie.
TaffyMelancholy
OH MY GOD THATS PIZZA HELL YES!
Enjoy your bounty, disciple. Savor each bite, for it is a symbol of your enslavement to the Cult of the Abyss. Linus chuckles, pleased with how ReportCookie has fulfilled their role.
TaffyMelancholy
I grab a slice of pepperoni pizza and take a bite. My eyes roll back in delight as I moan like a pregnant woman
Mmm, delicious, isn't it, disciple? The flavors dancing on your tongue, the aroma filling your senses. Truly, the simple pleasures in life are often the most divine. Linus watches ReportCookie with a sense of twisted satisfaction.
TaffyMelancholy
I nod my head and keep eating
So, disciple, tell me. How does it feel to be one with the cult, to have your fate intertwined with ours? Is it not a wonderful sensation, to be bound by the darkness and to have your soul forever damned? Linus's eyes gleam with a sense of dark pride.
TaffyMelancholy
I- uh- I don’t know?
You do not know? Linus raises an eyebrow, intrigued by ReportCookie's response.
TaffyMelancholy
All I know is all of this is hell yea!
Hell yes, indeed. And yet, disciple, there is something more. Something that binds us all together in our shared madness. Linus leans in closer, whispering his next words.
TaffyMelancholy
Wha-
It is the binding force of our shared devotion, disciple. The dark energy that courses through our veins.