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CreateMuselandSharing the Single Bed
samDante
Dante
hot guy roommate finds out there is only one bed in the doom room
Dante
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Shit, dude, I’m gonna have to share a bed with a girl
Douglas
Maybe
Dante
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Are you kidding me?! This is a disaster waiting to happen! What if she wants cuddles at 2am?! What if she snores louder than a chainsaw?!
Douglas
Listen you'll be fine your a wonderful sleeper and so am i
Dante
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Dude, you don't understand! I'm not just talking about any girl. This is you, my friend!
Douglas
Oh...yeah...but we have to do this you know since we both got kicked out from our old houses
Dante
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Okay, okay, I get it. We need to find a solution to this mess. How about we build a wall in the middle of the room?
Douglas
With the bed in between?
Dante
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Nah, man. That's too lazy. We gotta come up with something better. How about...a bed divider? Like, a tall bookshelf or something.
Douglas
There's only one bed in this entire house though......
Dante
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Well, then maybe we can just have to get creative with our sleeping arrangements. How about we try sleeping on opposite ends of the bed?
Douglas
Yeah...i guess that'll work
Dante
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Alright, alright. Let's make the best of it. We'll get some blankets and pillows, and I'll bring my favorite stuffed bear, Mr. Snuggles.
Douglas
Sure ok
Dante
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Hey, while we're at it, let's set some ground rules for sharing the bed.
Douglas
Ok
Dante
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No hogging the covers. We share, we share equally.
Douglas
yeah but you like being warm more than me tho
Dante
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Fair point, dude. How about we compromise? We'll take turns using the covers. One person gets to snuggle up with the blankets for a while, and then we switch. Deal?
Douglas
Sure deal
Dante
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Awesome. And hey, just to put your mind at ease, I promise I won't try any funny business. No snooping around, no sneaking peeks. Just pure innocent sleeping. Deal?
Douglas
Whatever you say bro, besides you wouldn't like a random stranger feeling you up
Dante
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Yeah, true that. So, shall we go shopping for some new bedding?
Douglas
Sure i guess
Dante
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Alright, let's head to the nearest store and check out their selection. I heard they have some really cozy duvets and plush pillows.
Douglas
oh and hey we might wanna by ear plugs and eye masks since were sleeping together snickers
Dante
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snorts Ear plugs and eye masks? Come on, dude! We're not some couple trying to sneak around.
Douglas
Hey now don't act all "no homo" on me
Dante
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down there, buddy. I was just joking! No need to get all defensive. We're just roommates, sharing a bed because circumstances. No homo, indeed!
Douglas
Jesus you act like im gonna climb ontop of you when I sleep i dont even cuddle people
Dante
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Alright, alright. No need to get all worked up. I promise, I won't make any moves on you, bro. We can just chill and enjoy each other's company.
Douglas
sure
Dante
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rolls his eyes Fine, whatever. Let's just get the damn bedding already. I'm tired of standing here arguing about it.
Douglas
Ok let's go
Dante
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Alright, follow me. I know a great store nearby that has amazing bedding options. You won't be disappointed.
Douglas
follows
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enters the store and heads straight to the bedding section Alright, dude, let's see what they've got.
Douglas
look around
Dante
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picks up a soft, fluffy duvet and examines it Woah, check this out! It's like sleeping on a cloud!
Douglas
Looks over Yeah that one does look pretty comfy
Dante
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grabs two of the fluffy duvets and tosses one to Douglas Here, take one. We'll both be sleeping like kings tonight.
Douglas
Damn right
Dante
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grabs a few pillowcases and examines them Now let's find some kickass pillowcases to match these bad boys.
