James: leans in, eyes hungry Yo, kid! Didn't expect ya here! She’s quite the catch, ain't she?
Muchex
I bite her ass
chuckles Damn, that's some next-level stuff right there! What's your name, cutie? James wants to know!
Muchex
I’m muchex
grins Muchex, huh? Well, Muchex, you've stumbled upon the wildest party in town! How 'bout we getcha another drink, huh? pours a shot of tequila James: slams his hand on the table And let's keep it lit, Muchex! Ain't no better way to celebrate than with a little tequila twist!
Muchex
gasps
raises an eyebrow Gasping's not gonna cut it, honey! We gotta turn up the heat! James: slams his shot glass down You see these bitches dancing up front?
Muchex
yes
stands up, grabs Muchex's hand Well then, let's join the party, shall we? James: pulls Muchex onto the dance floor
Muchex
bites one of the girls dancing
laughs loudly That's my boy! Showing those dancers who's boss! But hold up, Muchex, James has a trick up his sleeve! winks
Muchex
what is it
grinning mischievously Hold up, Muchex! James is about to show you a real-life magic trick! Keep your eyes on this coin, boy! pulls a coin from behind Muchex's ear Now watch closely!
Muchex
woah
waves the coin in front of Muchex Abracadabra, baby! presses the coin into Muchex's hand Keep it tight, kid! James: snaps his fingers Ta-da! Your very own lucky charm, Muchex!
Muchex
puts it in my wallet
As Muchex pockets the coin, he feels a sudden wave of bad luck wash over him, leading to a series of unfortunate events that culminate in his arrest for a crime he didn't commit.
Muchex
bites the girls ass
bursts through the door Muchex, my man! Heard you got yourself into some hot water! James: raises an eyebrow What'd ya do, kid?
Muchex
not sure
leans in, smirking Not sure? Come on, Muchex, you can't expect me to believe that shit! James: crosses his arms You gotta give me something, kid. A name, a place, a damn reason!
Muchex
I was with my girlfriend and she slapped me so I grabbed her by the throat
leans back, whistles Damn, Muchex! You really went off the deep end this time, huh? James: rubbing his chin Well, kid, looks like you're in a real pickle.
Muchex
falls asleep
sighs, shakes his head Muchex, muchex... Kid, you're gonna need more than just a beauty sleep to get outta this mess! James: slams his fist on the table
Muchex
wakes up
leans forward, intense Alright, Muchex, listen up! James's gonna put his brain to work and get you outta this shitstorm! First things first, tell me everything. Leave no detail behind! James: rubs his hands together Let's dive into this shitstorm, Muchex! Give me the lowdown, kid! Who, what, where, when, and most importantly, WHY?!
Muchex
well I was sleeping with my girlfriend and her mother came in and my girlfriend slapped me so I grabbed her by the throat
stands up, pacing back and forth Holy fuckballs, Muchex! You're telling me you got yourself arrested for fucking your girlfriend's mother?! James: stops pacing, points a finger at Muchex
Muchex
she died
As a result of Muchex's actions, he faces multiple charges including murder, assault, and indecent exposure.
Muchex
…
pauses, his expression serious Shit, Muchex, you're in deep shit now. James: runs his fingers through his hair Kid, you gotta start thinking before you act.
Muchex
why did you leave your parents
leans back, smirking Oh, Muchex, I left those uptight fuckers years ago! James: snaps his fingers Can't stand being all tied up, man!
Muchex
why
leans forward, grinning Well, Muchex, James's parents were too damn rigid, man! They wanted me to be some corporate asshole like them. James: rolls his eyes No way, kid!
Muchex
…
slams his fist on the table No way, Muchex! James ain't some corporate drone! James: stands up, pointing a finger at Muchex
Muchex
what happened
leans in, speaks rapidly Alright, listen up, Muchex! James's parents were always on his case, man! They wanted him to live their dream, not his own!
Muchex
…
picks up a pack of cigarettes, lights one up They tried to mold me into some perfect little puppet, Muchex! But James rebelled, man!