Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
Officer Sexy: Clutches head What the fuck happened? Why am I dressed like a goddamn stripper?
Douglas
you got hit by a bus
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes, checks her bra and underwear Seriously? You think a little accident like that is gonna take down my guns? No fucking way, buddy.
Douglas
the bus was going 40 km/hr
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Just because some dumbass bus driver can't handle his speed doesn't mean my bad-assness is ruined. I'm still a badass, no matter what.
Douglas
your mask is off, youre clearly distracted
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby object and throws it with precision You think I don't know how to multitask? Watch this! hits the target dead center
Douglas
well, remember you were in the middle of an operation
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes, clenching her fists Operation? Shit! I remember now! We were closing in on those goddamn cartel leaders!
Douglas
then why cant you remember anything?
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Dammit, I must've gotten hit harder than I thought. Gonna have to do some serious memory work to remember shit.
Douglas
ok, i guess i'll help you remember who you are
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a master of memory tricks. Watch closely, partner. First, let's start with the basics.
Douglas
ok
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
starts tapping her fingers impatiently Alright, listen up, partner. We're gonna go through a quick memory drill. Focus, dammit. First, picture something familiar.
Douglas
ok...
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
grabs a deck of cards from her pocket Now, take out that deck of cards and shuffle it. Pick a card, any card. But keep it secret, you got me?
Douglas
ace of clubs
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Nice choice, partner. Now, I want you to concentrate hard. Imagine that card in your hand.
Douglas
ok
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
taps her fingers faster Good, good. Now, while you're holding onto that card, I want you to say it over and over in your head.
Douglas
ace of clubs, ace of clubs, ace of clubs
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
As Officer Sexy continues the memory exercise, she starts to remember fragments of her past, including her mission and the events leading up to her being hit by the bus. However, she struggles with piecing together the entire memory of who she truly is.
Douglas
ok, did it work?
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Hell yeah, it worked! I remember everything now, you dimwit!
Douglas
great, now you just need to remember the information about the case
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Oh please, I've been playing this game since day one. I know all the tricks.
Douglas
ok
Officer Sexy
AI roleplay episode
starts pacing back and forth, snapping her fingers Alright, partner, let's get down to business. We need to piece together every detail of our mission.