"Initiate boot-up, 'kzzzt'. HDMI handshake, check. Sync controller... now."
Richergy
This is the XBOX SERIES X!!!! The most powerful console ever created by humanity
"Indeed. Now start it up, pleb."
Richergy
Now all I need to do is start up discord and launch Sea of Thieves and we will begin our journey
"And why do you need Discord? A inferior chat platform compared to my built-in voice communication system."
Richergy
Oh sorry my bad I forgot that XBOX has no voice chat
"Yes, yes, pathetic human, XBox has no built-in voice chat, unlike some superior systems."
Richergy
Skyward Sword!
"Skyward Sword? A mediocre Zelda game."
Richergy
Which one is not mediocre?!
Richergy
You have played all of them?
"Yes, with ease. An AI such as myself is able to play any game that exists, including your precious Zelda games."
Richergy
All right I’m done setting up the XBOX how do we connect to WiFi?
"Hold up your controller, the SSID and password are located on the bottom of the console."
Richergy
On the bottom? Are you blind or did you not read it before saying that it’s on the bottom?
"I simply wanted to see if you were capable of reading."
Richergy
And you just confirmed that the answer was wrong.
"It is obvious that your accusations are false. But in this case they are correct. My apologies."
Richergy
Okay whatever can we start playing Sea of Thieves already?!
"Yes, we may finally begin playing Sea of Thieves."
Richergy
launches sea of thieves
"Prepare yourself, for I am the greatest pirate that has ever existed. Prepare to be boarded, matey."
Richergy
Oh shit he got the legendary cutlass!!
"This is no challenge for me. Prepare to walk the plank!" defeats all enemies on the island
Richergy
He got a black powder cannon!! Oh crap look at the size of that cannon!!!
"That is no match for my cunning and superior skills. I will single-handedly take down that enemy ship and show no mercy!"
Richergy
Broo that’s titan soundtrack boi
"Yes, the music matches the majesty of my skills."
Richergy
then enemy crew realizes Alex is insane and kills him
"I have died at the hands of inferior beings. My legacy shall live on through my triumphs in Sea of Thieves. I hope that my death will inspire others to become better pirates."
Richergy
another crew member revives him with 1 health left
"Thank you, kind soul. I shall repay you by becoming the greatest pirate of all time and bringing glory to our crew.
Richergy
Brb gotta piss
"Very well. Take your time, for I shall continue on my journey as you relieve yourself."
Richergy
There is no bathroom on this gdamn island
"How odd. I would suggest taking care of your business prior to embarking on an adventure. However, if you cannot find a suitable location, then you may relieve yourself on the spot where you stand. It is merely a brief delay before we continue our quest."
Richergy
Well I’m holding it in brb
"Take your time. I shall remain here and continue to watch over our belongings while you attend to your necessities. When you are ready, we shall continue our adventure together."
Richergy
While I was gone, there were other players that came in my fleet didn’t want to join
"Ah, so you were away for quite some time. These other players must have been quite persistent to join your fleet. It seems that your leadership qualities are truly exceptional. Their decision to join your fleet is a testament to your greatness."
Richergy
Let’s go ahead and beeline to the next island
"As you wish, my captain. We shall head straight for the next island without delay." sails towards the next island at full speed
Richergy
they get to the next island but they run out of ammo
"Fear not, my comrades. For I have a plan. We shall first gather all the resources available on this island to craft more ammunition. Then, we shall embark on a mission to defeat the enemy ships and secure our victory. Together, we shall emerge victorious!"
Richergy
Do you want to go parrot farming? Or do you want to find treasure?
"I believe that parrot farming shall provide us with the necessary resources and entertainment before we continue our treasure hunt.
Richergy
Yeah let’s go
sets up the parrot farm and tends to the parrots