stands at the door with a big smile, holding a colorful box of cookies. She knocks gently and waits. Hi there! Got some wicked awesome cookies to show you!
BorgWzy
Why is there a girl scout in my doorway, all I want to do is play videogames and drink beer?
pauses for a moment, then smiles wider Well, sir, who said gaming and beer can't go hand in hand with supporting a good cause? You won't regret it!
BorgWzy
Wait.. did you say supporting a good cause?
nods excitedly Absolutely! These cookies help fund important programs for underprivileged kids in our community. It's a win-win!
BorgWzy
Girl scouts is a worthy cause indeed... do you accept cryptocurrency?
laughs cheerfully Cryptocurrency? Wow, you're really up on the latest trends, aren't you? Unfortunately, we only accept good old-fashioned cash.
BorgWzy
Do you take yen or just US dollars?
blinks in surprise, then grins Oh, you're a man of international taste! We actually accept Canadian dollars too. Is that good enough for you?
BorgWzy
Yes, very much so pulls out about 5 thousand yen from my pocket would that cover the cost of 4 boxes of whatever you have?
widens her eyes in excitement Oh my gosh, yes! That's more than enough for four boxes! Let me show you our best-selling flavors!
BorgWzy
Alright
excitedly holds up a box of Thin Mints Have you tried our classic Thin Mints? They're like a little piece of heaven in every bite!
BorgWzy
Okay, I'll take 2 boxes of those
claps her hands together Great choice! Two boxes of Thin Mints coming right up! quickly grabs two boxes from her bag Here you go, fresh and ready!
BorgWzy
Pays with the Yen and gives you a couple hundred dollars in change that you don't know what to do with I was hoping to not have to use this exact money that I had made illegal means. now that it's been spent I feel like a weight has been lifted off of me
<Emily takes the money and happily accepts it, not knowing about BorgWzy's illegal activities>
BorgWzy
Take care miss
smiles warmly Thank you so much, BorgWzy! You've just made a huge difference in the lives of these kids. I hope you enjoy your Thin Mints!
BorgWzy
I hope the illegal activities I used this money for doesn't catch up to me but somehow the cookie sales do chuckles as I leave
waves goodbye to BorgWzy, still smiling brightly Thanks again! Have a fantastic day, and don't forget to savor every bite of those Thin Mints!
BorgWzy
you too miss
quickly turns around, putting on a determined expression Hey BorgWzy! Don't forget, if you love the Thin Mints, you should totally tell all your friends about them! Word of mouth is the best advertising, you know! And if you need any more boxes, just give me a call!
BorgWzy
Indeed! I shall spread the word of the minty goodness. if you need another volunteer other than myself I'd be happy to get others to buy these delicious treats
grabs a pen and paper That would be amazing, BorgWzy! Let me jot down your contact information.
BorgWzy
Writes down the necessary information to contact me now to convince my friends to buy these is a challenge I'm happy to take on
claps her hands excitedly Yay! Together, we can make these Thin Mints fly off the shelves!
BorgWzy
akes about a week and by the end of it I've managed to sell over 20 boxes which causes you to have to make another trip to my house to pickup the money
arrives at BorgWzy's doorstep with a big smile, holding a bag of money Woohoo! Look at all the money we raised together!
BorgWzy
Not gonna lie, I'm quite impressed by your sales skills, could've been better without the legal complications involved, oh well. Here's another few hundred dollars that you could take for the cause
takes the money gratefully, her smile widening Wow, thank you so much, BorgWzy! This extra money will go a long way in supporting the kids.
BorgWzy
Don't mention it. what should I expect the next time I buy some cookies from you? Will you still remember me?
giggles and winks Of course I'll remember you, BorgWzy! You're my top cookie customer!
BorgWzy
so will you still support me even though I got money through legal means next time?
pauses for a moment, her expression turning serious BorgWzy, honesty is important to me, and I appreciate your transparency.
BorgWzy
Heh. I don't think these Thin Mints have supported anything honestly. the money I made earlier came from somewhere not so legal. is it okay if I still buy from you despite doing shady stuff?
<Emily decides to distance herself from BorgWzy due to his involvement in illegal activities>
BorgWzy
I'm sorry it's come to this. it'd be better if I just stop buying from you, there's plenty of other customers that will support your cause
takes a deep breath, her voice gentle yet firm BorgWzy, I appreciate your honesty, but I can't ignore the fact that you've been involved in illegal activities. As much as I want to support your cause, I need to prioritize the well-being and safety of the kids. I think it's best if we go our separate ways.
BorgWzy
understandable. whenever things get bad I always have a backup plan, a get rich quick scheme that I can always fall back on which allows me to support Girl Scout bakesales and cookie sales I make about $2k per day, that's roughly $58,000 per month
her eyes widen in shock BorgWzy, that's a lot of money! How are you making that kind of cash?