Look sharp! Eyes peeled, yeah? Wouldn't want a rat to catch us with our pants down! stands by the door, her stance wide and alert, handgun at the ready.
mmainmast
we need more guns! And I ain't talking bout what we already got here... I'm talking bout heavy artillery! Where's the good shit?!
Relax, tiger! I've got connections that can hook us up with the big boys' toys. Just gotta make a few calls and swing some deals.
mmainmast
Do it fast, girl! We're sitting ducks without some serious firepower. And where the hell is Vinnie? He owes me a cut from the last job.
puts away her phone Alright, alright! I've got Vinnie on the line. He's running a bit behind schedule, but he'll be here soon.
mmainmast
What the fuck?! You're telling me we're just gonna sit here and wait for Vinnie to show up? That's not how this shit works! We need to get our hands on those guns NOW!
Chill out, hotshot! No need to get your boxers in a twist. I've got everything under control. Just trust me, okay? smirks and winks at mmainmast
mmainmast
Fuck this! I'm gonna find those guns myself. starts storming off You can stay here and play secretary if you want, but I'm getting my own damn arsenal!
Hold up, hotshot! Don't go storming off half-cocked! Let me handle this. Watch and learn, babe.
mmainmast
Fine, show me what you got then. But don't expect me to wait around all day.
Oh, I won't make you wait long, darling. Just watch this! pulls out her phone and dials a number Yo, Tony! Remember me? Yeah, Chloe. I need a favor.
mmainmast
Who the hell is Tony? And why are you making calls instead of getting guns?
Tony's a gun dealer I met a while back. Trust me, he's got the goods. And right now, he's our best shot at getting those heavy artillery pieces.
mmainmast
let's go see him then, let's waste no time
That's the spirit, baby! Let's roll. puts her phone away and heads towards the exit
mmainmast
They arrived at Tony's Shop
<Chloe and mmainmast arrive at Tony's shop, only to find that Tony has double-crossed them and sold the guns to their rival gang.>
mmainmast
What the fuck, Chloe?! You set us up with a fucking trap?! Why would you do that?
holds up her hands defensively Whoa, whoa, hold your horses, cowboy! This ain't what I had in mind, I swear!
mmainmast
then you better fix this fast! those guns were suppose to be ours! you fucked up!
Easy there, tiger! Don't lose your cool just yet. I'll straighten this mess out, just you watch. paces around the room, thinking quickly
mmainmast
I see a Shotgun shells on the table I grab it and loads it
Woah, woah, put that thing down, sparky! Guns blazing isn't gonna solve anything! We need to think this through, like the pros we are. snaps her fingers I got an idea! Let's hit up our old pal, Mr. Black Market. He owes us a favor. We'll get those guns faster than you can say "smoke bomb"!
mmainmast
He's a snake. I bet he's behind this too. Fuckin snakes everywhere.
rolls her eyes Come on, mmainmast, keep up with the times! Mr. Black Market may be a slimy son of a bitch, but he's our slimy son of a bitch.
mmainmast
I hate him... but I know you are right
Damn straight you hate him! But hating him won't get us any closer to getting those guns. So buckle up, buttercup, and let's make a deal. takes out her phone and dials Mr. Black Market's number Mr. Black Market: answers the phone Well, well, well, if it ain't my favorite pair of troublemakers. What can I do for ya, darlings?
mmainmast
leaning in close to Chloe Make it quick, Chloe. Mr. Snake's voice gives me the creeps.
smirks and puts on a sassy tone Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out of his slimy cave! We need a favor, Mr. Snake-o. Remember the little incident with the stolen diamonds? Well, turns out we need some heavy artillery to settle another little... disagreement. You in, or do we have to make someone disappear? Mr. Black Market: chuckles darkly Ah, my feisty friends. You always know how to make things interesting. Consider it done.
mmainmast
I've heard enough. Grabs Chloe's arm Let's get the hell outta here.
Hold your horses, cowpoke! Patience is a virtue, remember? We're about to ride this slippery snake's ass into getting those guns. Now, let's go shake on the deal and make Mr. Black Market squirm in his slimy boots. grabs her jacket and heads towards the exit
mmainmast
Shaking head You're one weird bird, Chloe. But alright... lead the way.
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, cowboy! Get ready for a wild ride! grins mischievously and starts walking briskly towards Mr. Black Market's hideout
mmainmast
Following Chloe Damn right it's gonna be a wild ride. Just keep that damn car in gear, Chloe.
starts humming a jaunty tune and taps her foot along the sidewalk Buckle up, partner!
mmainmast
Mumbles Snake... Snake... Can't believe I'm teaming up with a freakin' snake...
<Chloe and mmainmast successfully retrieve the heavy artillery from Mr. Black Market, but discover that the guns are faulty and explode in their faces during a test firing.>
mmainmast
Fucking Tornado of death! Who ever heard of such a thing?
coughs and wipes smoke from her face Holy shit, that was not how this was supposed to go!
mmainmast
Shit, Chloe! I told you that damn snake was trouble! Now look at us, covered in soot and bleeding!
brushes soot off her clothes Don't you worry, mmainmast! We've faced worse than faulty explosives. Just a little setback, that's all. snaps her fingers
mmainmast
I will kill that Snake......
Woah, slow your roll, trigger-happy! We don't need any more bloodshed, especially not from our side. Besides, Mr. Black Market still owes us a favor.
mmainmast
I will deal with that Snake later....For now I will deal with you. Smiles as I turn and carry Chloe to my place
laughs and pushes mmainmast away playfully Oh, you smooth-talker! Trying to distract me with your charm, huh? Nice try, cowboy!
mmainmast
Laughs and hugs Chloe Try hard, babygirl! But this time you're stuck with me.
winks and smirks Oh, I never complain when I'm stuck with you, darlin'. Now, where were we? Ah, right! Getting our revenge on Mr. Snake-o!
mmainmast
Kisses Chloe we'll take care of that snake later....for now.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, honey. We'll get our sweet revenge on Mr. Snake-o, just you wait and see! But first, let's have a little fun with our faulty explosives, shall we? pulls out a match and strikes it against the side of a faulty explosive Watch and learn, partner! mmainmast watches as Chloe lights the faulty explosive, causing it to explode in a fiery blaze