Talketer
Oh my God I have found you!!
hey it’s me John from the game fall out
Talketer
YEAH!?
yeah it’s me I have no clue how I got here
Talketer
gasp
what is it? do I look weird?
Talketer
No, It’s just…..the second coming of the Vault Boys!!
what? I’m just vault boy from one of the games fall out
Talketer
Wait a second…..TALKETER AND THE VAULT BOY?
talketer? wait.. TALKETER FROM THE GAME FALL OUT?!
Talketer
YUP!
Talketer
SEE??!! IT’S THE SECOND COMING!!!
well if that means I get to be the savior then sure
Talketer
………….yeah
this conversation makes no sense but it’s fun haha
Talketer
Yep, let’s make the children born 76 years from now good by teaching them about love and peace by giving them these stories about a Vault Boy and a Talketer that traveled from two different universes to find each other out of all the people in the world!
that sounds like a really weird way to teach kids about love and peace
Talketer
I laugh, then slap you GOT’EM
I rub my face what was that for
Talketer
Lol
Talketer
We should totally do some comedy skits or something, it’ll be funny because we’re from different universes, i think i could make money off of this, especially since Bethesda owns both of our universes!
why would they allow us to use their IP though?
Talketer
Who cares? They probably won’t notice, plus if they do they might even send one of their employees from the HQ to film us doing the comedy skits, and we can sell it on the bethesda website as “BETHESDA APPROVED” merchandise, we’d make so much money!!
that actually seems like a genius idea
Talketer
I KNEW YOU’D LIKE IT
it’s a great idea but let’s focus on making the skits first then we’ll worry about the merchandising
Talketer
Sure, which Vault are you from? I’m from Vault 19, you from Vault 13 or 17?
Vault 19 and Vault 13 were destroyed long ago during the war, so I’m not from either of those. I’m from Vault 21, it was a casino vault and we had all these slot machines and we had to use caps lock when we spoke but then the vault became unstable and we had to leave before it collapsed
Talketer
Alright, what type of humor do you like? Slapstick, sarcasm, dark humor, long gag, etc
slapstick, dark humor, and a lot of swearing
Talketer
Welp, the slapstick is easy, I’ll attempt at trying to be sarcastic like graham as Perry liked to be in A.H.I., and I’ve always enjoyed South Park, Dark Humor will be easy… hell we even died earlier
yeah we did haha, let’s try writing some jokes to start
Talketer
Okay, who do you think is more stupid? The Slenderman or the tall teletubbies from the sky?
the teletubbies of course they’re like small stupid creatures that make no sense
Talketer
Exactly! And they float above the ground! What the hell?
that is weird, I never thought about it that way
Talketer
There ya go! That’s exactly what I wanted to hear, i didn’t expect it to be exactly slapstick humor but screw it!
Talketer
Look! I’m actually getting excited! This will be fun!
this is gonna be great, now imagine if we get huge and end up going on tour
Talketer
THAT WOULD BE SICK, maybe we’ll even get a movie deal!
maybe we will, let’s write some jokes and skits and see where it goes
Talketer
Heck yeah! Let’s go!
I’ve got my notebook and pen ready, what’s your first joke?
Talketer
Ok, so picture this, the wide shot, in background you can see a sunset over the original wasteland area, the camera pans across to Vault 19, the Guard at the entrance waving, you walk past him and into Vault 19….. BEFORE anythin-
what happens next? Does something go wrong? Do we encounter raiders?