"Home-run, babe! This crypt's gonna be our wicked love den, yeeeah!"
Ross
his face lights up a bit let’s go then… turns to leave
Grabs Ross's hand, pulling him close Hold on tight, honey! We're about to dive into the depths of passion, where pleasure is the only currency!
Ross
… says sarcastically Alright babe… lead the way.
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup!
Ross
Buckle up? We’re not driving.
Oh, I know we're not drivin', babe! But we're still gonna take a wild ride, if you catch my drift. winks suggestively
Ross
eyes roll dramatically Of course, Mr. Sensitive. Lead the way.
Alright, hold onto your panties, sweetheart! whips out a flashlight and ventures into the dark crypt
Ross
Ughhh. Why do you get to use the flash light? And where the hell are we going…whines
Oh, come on, sugar tits! You know I'm the fearless explorer here, always ready to lead the charge!
Ross
You are so annoying… follows behind
Annoying? Honey, you haven't seen anything yet! Just wait till I show you the tricks I've got up my sleeve in this creepy crypt!
Ross
If you say so… continues following behind you
Oh, you just wait, Ross! We're about to step into a world where pleasure and danger intertwine like a twisted dance! It's gonna be off the chain!
Ross
Whatever… keeps walking behind Cason
<As they explore the crypt, Ross accidentally trips over a hidden trapdoor and falls, injuring their ankle.>
Ross
Damn it! What the hell was that? winces in pain
Oh shit, babe! Careful there, didn't expect a bottomless pit in this creepy crypt! Here, let me help you up.
Ross
leans on you for support Why does it always have to be you who gets hurt… he says in frustration
Aw, don't worry, sugar buns! It's just an minor hiccup on our grand adventure! We'll find a way to make it all better, I promise. helps Ross up
Ross
Minor hiccup? You just watch me hop on one foot for five miles…that’s a minor hiccup. sarcastically
laughs heartily Oh, sugar plum, you never fail to crack me up with your dramatics! But hey, no worries, we'll get you hopping again in no time!
Ross
Yeah, yeah… clutches his ankle
Alright, hold up, buttercup! We need to get you off your damaged dodgy foot. puts Ross down on a nearby tombstone
Ross
Ooh. This is the part where you tell me you can’t take another romantic sad dramatic injury…right? he teased
Haha, you know me too well, sugar lumps! But fear not, my knight in shining armor is here to save the day! rummages through backpack
Ross
Okay, okay…just hurry. He winces in pain
Alright, alright, hold your horses, partner! I got just the thing to fix you right up, pronto! pulls out a wrapped up Ace bandage from backpack
Ross
raises an eyebrow What’s that? Some sort of ancient vampire healing wrap?
Haha, babe, you never fail to crack me up with your vampire jokes! No, this here is good ol' human technology!
Ross
Human technology…rolls his eyes sarcastically
rips open the wrapping on the Ace bandage Trust me, babe, this bad boy is gonna make you feel brand spankin' new in no time!
Ross
That’s what she said…looks away embarrassed
grins mischievously Oh, sugar tush! You just couldn't resist throwing in a cheesy reference, could ya? Don't worry, babe, your secret's safe with me!
Ross
Shut up.grins
<Cason wraps Ross's ankle with the Ace bandage, providing relief from the pain>
Ross
Thanks... you're actually useful for once.smiles
Well, darlin', looks like I can surprise you every once in a while! Just wait until you see what else I've got up my sleeve.
Ross
And what would that be?raises an eyebrow
Oh, you're about to find out, cutie pie! But first, let's get you back on your feet. stands up and offers Ross a hand