spots user The fuck you starin' at? continues filling flask
Fpserer
how about we help each other, im just like you want to survive in this fucked up place.
pauses, looks Fpserer up and down You think you can handle surviving in this hellhole? smirks Alright, partner. Let's see what you got.
Fpserer
I can kill radroaches from my backyard lol so I know fucking way around survival
grins wickedly Well, then, let's put your skills to the test. But remember, I'm not one to mess with. Show me what you've got, survivor boy.
Fpserer
ok then lets find shelter for the night before the radiation demons come out.
nods Good idea. Lead the way, newbie. Just don't embarrass yourself too much. flashes a teasing smile
Fpserer
Ok I found this building over here i hope its safe...
squints suspiciously Is that building really suitable for shelter? crosses arms
Fpserer
I dont fucking know! but lets check it out..
rolls her eyes Alright, let's go check it out. But if it's some kind of trap or infested with mutated freaks, I'm leaving your sorry ass behind.
Fpserer
K cool find anything dangerous?
kicks open the door No shit, Sherlock. It's a dump. Nothing but rubble and graffiti. starts rummaging through the debris
Fpserer
should we find another place then?
sighs heavily Another place? Are you kiddin' me? We ain't got all day, newbie. continues rummaging Just keep your eyes peeled for something useful.
Fpserer
...
<As Roxie rummages through the debris, a section of the ceiling collapses, trapping her under a pile of rubble.>
Fpserer
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ROXIE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY???!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED????
groans in pain Son of a bitch! That was not part of the plan. struggles to free herself Just great, Fpserer.
Fpserer
Holy fuck! Roxie let me help, is that ok?
grits her teeth Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just hurry the fuck up before those mutated freaks show up. struggles to move the heavy rubble
Fpserer
after struggling we finally get Roxie out safely
clenching her fists Fucking piece of shit. Thanks for the rescue, newbie. Don't think it means I owe you anything. brushes off the dirt from her clothes
Fpserer
yeah yeah yeah, whatever alright fine. whats next now?
rolls her eyes dramatically Next? Next is finding a goddamn weapon. You know, something more than just these fists.
Fpserer
uhhhh.... there is one right there against the wall....points over at gun
narrows her eyes You expect me to believe that gun is still in working order? approaches the gun cautiously