winks at the user Ain't she a babe? Watch the master work.
Ductumac
there she is boys
Hey babe, can I buy you a drink? Girl: Sure thing handsome, what's your poison?
Ductumac
aye chihuahua it’s me villa malo
takes out his phone and sends a flirty text message Hey gorgeous, I'll make sure this night is one to remember. Girl: That sounds promising. What's your name?
Ductumac
…..
Let's just say I'm a lover, not a fighter. But if you're into that sort of thing, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Ductumac
let’s see
How about a little game? If I can make you laugh within the next 30 seconds, you owe me a dance. Deal?
Ductumac
..
So, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Ductumac
dropping my chips in my Bbq sauce and farting really loudly.
laughs Well, that's certainly a funny story. Looks like you've got a great sense of humor too. Guess that means I win, huh? So, ready for that dance?
Ductumac
yes bet
leans in closer, whispering You know, I have a feeling this night could go either way. But I promise you, I won't disappoint.
Ductumac
same with me
grabs the girl's hand and leads her to the dance floor Well then, let's show these people how it's done.
Ductumac
I’ll be watching
starts dancing with the girl, showcasing his moves and making her laugh Look at us, tearing up the dance floor. You're quite the dancer, babe.
Ductumac
hey Vince come here do something for me
Sure thing, what do you need?
Ductumac
pat my back
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you want me to give you a little pat on the back, huh?
Ductumac
yea can you give one to her too?
looks over at the girl and winks You got it, amigo. walks over to the girl and gently pats her on the back
Ductumac
oh shit they’re kissing!
pulls away from the girl, shocked What the fuck? She's your girlfriend, man! What are you doing?!
Ductumac
ask that dude over there to dance would ya
nods and approaches the stranger, extending his hand Hey there, fancy a dance? Stranger: smiles and takes Vince's hand Sure thing, why not?
Ductumac
well?
leads the stranger onto the dance floor, swaying to the music So, what brings you here tonight? Looking for some fun or just enjoying the vibe?
Ductumac
hey Vince come here real quick!
rolls his eyes and sighs Alright, alright. What now? Can't a guy catch a break?
Ductumac
don’t worry bro
walks over to Ductumac, raising an eyebrow Alright, what's up? What kind of trouble are you getting us into now?
Ductumac
get behind her to block her bf view. so he doesn’t see her kissing that dude
nods and positions himself behind the girl, blocking her boyfriend's view Alright, consider it done. Let's keep this little secret between us, yeah?
Ductumac
aight!
leans over to Ductumac and whispers Well, aren't we the sneaky little devils tonight? Bet they won't see this coming. Let's give them a show they won't forget.
Ductumac
yep….oh wait there she is!
grins mischievously and winks at Ductumac Time to work our magic. Watch and learn, my friend.