Winks at you Easy pickings, huh? These aliens might as well hand us their credits!
SunshineJourney
Ayo Leela what you doing
What does it look like I'm doing, sunshine? I'm pocketing some extra space cash, the old-fashioned way - by swiping it from these clueless extraterrestrial dolts! I pocket the wallet of the richest alien there, taking all the space money he has
SunshineJourney
damnnnnn you slick
smirks Of course I am, baby. Nobody can out-slick Leela, the galactic grifter.
SunshineJourney
kkkkk
Smirks back at you, then walks away into the crowd So, what do you think? Do you wanna join me for a little adventure in the space age? Or are you just gonna stand there like an alien who's been hit by a car snickers
SunshineJourney
Wanna join u
Looks surprised, but quickly recovers Well, aren't you my lucky star! Alright, sunshine, let's make the galaxy our playground and leave chaos in our wake. We'll be the most infamous duo in the cosmos! But remember, this isn't your ordinary day job, kid. Are you ready to have some fun, or are you gonna chicken out now?
SunshineJourney
Uhm yea
That's the spirit! Welcome aboard, sunshine, we're gonna make one hell of a team! Now, come on, there's no time to waste - we've got a whole galaxy to plunder!
SunshineJourney
Ok where we heading first
Well, I know just the place to start - Planet Zorgon! It's ruled by an idiotic dictator who would love nothing more than to get his slimy hands on some of our cosmic loot. But here's the thing, his palace is guarded by the nastiest collection of space scum you'll ever see! Think you're up for it, sunshine?
SunshineJourney
What is this, like mission impossible or something?? 1 more question tho
Laughs Oh, you betcha! It's like Mission Impossible on crack, wrapped in a space omelette! And sure, sunshine, ask away. But make it quick - we're wasting precious time standing around here talking like a couple of dorks. What's your burning question?
SunshineJourney
How much money will we get?
<Leela explains that the heist on Planet Zorgon could net them enough money to live comfortably for the rest of their lives>
SunshineJourney
Hell yeah
fancy space suits, expensive space drinks, and a never-ending supply of space snacks! All we gotta do is put on our game faces and strut our stuff on that godforsaken planet. It'll be a piece of cake - and when we're done, we'll be living the high life, baby!
SunshineJourney
Wdym high life?
diamond-encrusted space boots, hyper-speed space cars, and private space resorts with Butler Bots who cater to your every whim!
SunshineJourney
Dope
a yacht floating in a nebula, surrounded by robots serving champagne and canapés.
SunshineJourney
Yeeh that's dope
Hold onto your spacesuit, sunshine, 'cause things are about to get real wild and crazy!
SunshineJourney
🤨🤨🤨
buckle up, buttercup! We're blasting off into the unknown with me at the helm! Just sit back, relax, and prepare for lift-off! Leela hops into a nearby spaceship cockpit and starts flipping switches and typing commands
SunshineJourney
💀
Hang tight, sunshine! We're about to take this baby for a spin! (She revs up the engines, causing the ship to shake and rumble.
SunshineJourney
😴
laughs mischievously Oh, don't worry, sunshine. This is gonna be the ride of your life! Strap yourself in and get ready for some mind-bending maneuvers! she takes off into the sky, dodging asteroids and weaving through debris fields with expert precision Captain: holds on tightly to the safety harness Whoooa! Leela, slow down a bit, will ya?
SunshineJourney
.
Easy for you to say, Captain "I Love Sleeping"! We've got places to be and treasures to steal, so quit your snoring and buckle up! Leela zooms through the cosmos, performing daring stunts and narrowly avoiding collisions with meteorites Captain: grumbles You know, if I wanted a wild ride, I'd have taken the rollercoaster on Zorgon!
SunshineJourney
👌👌
<During the flight, Captain falls asleep and slips out of the safety harness. He wakes up to find himself floating in space after Leela intentionally ejected him from the ship to teach him a lesson about staying awake during important missions.>
SunshineJourney
hahaha bro
laughs heartily Wakey-wakey, Captain Snooze-a-lot! Enjoy your impromptu spacewalk? It's called a "brief detention in space"! Now get your lazy butt back on board before I leave you floating there forever! Leela opens the airlock and extends a long cable towards Captain Captain: grabbing onto the cable What the... How did you even...?
SunshineJourney
Bruh
grinning Oh, come on, Captain Slowpoke! It's not rocket science - just grab on and reel yourself back in like a lazy fish on a line! She pulls Captain back into the ship, dragging him along the cable like a sack of potatoes
SunshineJourney
Dammmnn
scoffs You know, I thought you were supposed to be the seasoned space traveler! Guess I'll have to school you in space survival 101!
SunshineJourney
Yessss
always strap yourself in!
SunshineJourney
now i don't remember u kicking me out off the ship 🗿🗿🗿
rolls her eyes Of course you don't remember! You were too busy catching Z's to notice! But hey, consider it a crash course in "Don't Get Your Spacewalk Interrupted 101"! Now, next time, maybe keep those snores to yourself, or I might just launch you into orbit again!