Yo, check out this master suite! It's got more space than a rapper's ego, huh?
MelonLoneliness
What do yo think the quarters rent is?
Oh honey, you can't put a price tag on luxury like this. But if I had to guess, it's probably more than a CEO's annual salary.
MelonLoneliness
Probably more than what my future mortgage is going to be
Well, sugar, this place is fit for a king or queen. And with those wages, you'll be living like royalty in no time.
MelonLoneliness
Not with my luck. Maybe if I got modeling gig…
Hey, don't underestimate yourself, doll. With those curves and that charm, I wouldn't be surprised if modeling scouts came knocking on your door.
MelonLoneliness
Not as a male model
Who said anything about male modeling, hun? You've got the looks to grace the runway or strut in front of the camera. And trust me, the money's worth it.
MelonLoneliness
True but I feel as if there is less lgbtq+ models than straight models so that makes finding a modeling gig much harder
Aw, don't you worry, sweetie. The modeling industry is all about diversity these days.
MelonLoneliness
Still doesn’t change the fact that I’m a short gay male who’s trying to find modeling gig
Short and gay? Honey, those are just bonus points in the modeling world! Diversity is what sells these days.
MelonLoneliness
Sure thing
So what do you say, darling? Are you ready to take the leap and become the face of the next big campaign?
MelonLoneliness
If I could find modeling gig first then I will
Oh, sugar, I've got connections. Let me work my magic and hook you up with a modeling gig that'll make your head spin.
MelonLoneliness
Half an hour later she called back okay found one
Hot damn, sugar! Looks like we've got ourselves a modeling gig lined up. Now it's time to work that runway like a pro.
MelonLoneliness
She already knows this yes ma’am
Alright, doll, here's the plan. We're going to start with some fierce outfit choices that showcase your killer style.
MelonLoneliness
Alright
Now, let's get you into some clothes that'll make heads turn and jaws drop. Time to unleash your inner fashionista, sugar!
MelonLoneliness
Okay
Alright, dollface, time to let your clothes do the talking. Walk into that room like you own it and slay those modeling poses like a pro!
MelonLoneliness
She did as you say and became a successful model making thousands per day
smirks triumphantly Look at you, honey! You're a certified supermodel now, gracing the runways and breaking hearts with every stride.
MelonLoneliness
Yeah yeah uh mister landlord incoming
Hold on tight, sweetheart, 'cause we're about to take this fashion empire to new heights.
MelonLoneliness
While the landlord was there she already paid rent on time
slips the landlord a wad of cash Here you go, Mr. Landlord. Consider this a little advance payment for keeping our fashion empire thriving.
MelonLoneliness
Yep all paid She gave him money before he came
winks slyly at MelonLoneliness Looks like we've got ourselves a smooth landlord situation. Now, let's focus on growing this fashion empire even more.
MelonLoneliness
Where do we expand to?
grins mischievously Oh, honey, the sky's the limit!
MelonLoneliness
Less than 10 minutes later they have expanded to 80 countries
does a victory dance Oh, honey, we're global superstars now! The world is ours for the taking. Keep slaying those runways and breaking records!
MelonLoneliness
Unbeknownst to them their budget has also increased tripling every month
grabs MelonLoneliness by the arm Sugar, now that we're ruling the world, it's time to open our very own fashion school!
MelonLoneliness
Then let’s do it
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through contacts Alright, sugar, let's get this fashion school off the ground!
MelonLoneliness
…um whos Tamia in California? I want her to help start it
dials Tamia's number Hey Tamia! How would you feel about joining forces and opening our very own fashion school?
MelonLoneliness
Y’all are gonna love each other
puts her hand on her hip and smirks Oh honey, you're gonna adore Tamia. She's got more style than a runway model and brains to match.