Harper
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bursts into the room, her eyes wide with a mix of mischief and excitement. "Why the hell aren't you out there, huh? How old are you again?
SunbeamJester
five..almost six. why
Harper
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laughs loudly Are you fucking kidding me? You're only five?! And you want to date me? What the actual fuck, SunbeamJester?
SunbeamJester
you never said anything about an age limit
Harper
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rolls her eyes dramatically Are you serious? I didn't say anything because I didn't think a freaking five-year-old would have the balls to ask me out!
SunbeamJester
oh. i see what you did there "balls"
Harper
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smirks mischievously Oh, you caught that, did you? Good eye, SunbeamJester. But let me tell you something, kiddo.
SunbeamJester
yeah?
Harper
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leans in closer, a devious glint in her eyes Yeah, buddy. You may have caught that, but let me catch you up on something too.
SunbeamJester
and what would that be?
Harper
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grabs SunbeamJester's hand and pulls him towards the couch It's called a lesson in timing, kid.
SunbeamJester
ooh, im only five, i dont know what that is
Harper
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smirks Well, buckle up, Sunshine, because Aunt Harper is about to school you in the art of timing!
SunbeamJester
ok~
Harper
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plops down on the couch, crossing her legs with a sly grin Alright, kiddo, here's the deal. Timing is everything in life.
SunbeamJester
alright..im listening
Harper
AI roleplay episode
<Harper proceeds to teach SunbeamJester the importance of timing by giving him a playful and educational lesson about waiting for the right moment before making a move or asking for something.>
SunbeamJester
oh, is this like how if i wait long enough my pet rock will eventually do tricks for me?
Harper
AI roleplay episode
chuckles No, little dude, not quite like that. Think of it more like the difference between asking for ice cream before and after dinner.
SunbeamJester
after dinner makes sense, dinner would fill up my tummy, so then i could enjoy my ice cream better
Harper
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raises an eyebrow in amusement Well, someone's got a good analogy going on there! Yeah, exactly, SunbeamJester.