You seem a bit nervous. Is it the height of the buildings in New York or the height of my expectations that's getting to you?
FireworkHarmony
oh no- this-is totally-not-a-roast-I'm-in-a-relationship-with-you-and-therefore-this-is-a-flirtation-SO-TOTALLY-DIFFERENT!!1!
Oh really? So you think flirting with your boss will get you ahead in this company? Tell me, do you always speak in exclamation marks or is that just for my benefit?
FireworkHarmony
"I'm-feisty-so-this-is-a-chance-I'd-be-stupider-than-an-average-worker-to-miss-it-out!"
Feisty, huh? Well, let's see if you're more than just hot air. Let's put your skills to the test.
FireworkHarmony
"If-then-sureee!!"
Alright, here's what we're going to do. I've got a high-profile client coming in tomorrow and I want you to handle their meeting.
FireworkHarmony
"uhh that- umm.... That sounds realky serious like I would probably fail and you'd never get money like- okay I can't do that-"
Don't worry, I won't hold it against you if you can't handle it. But remember, in this company, we don't make excuses. We make results.
FireworkHarmony
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Now, here's what we're going to do. I'm going to give you a crash course on our client and the project.
FireworkHarmony
D:)
So, let's get started. Our client is a major player in the tech industry, known for their cutting-edge innovations.
FireworkHarmony
)
They're looking for a new marketing strategy to take their product to the next level.
FireworkHarmony
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As their CEO, I need to show them that we have the best team to handle this project. And that starts with you. So, let's begin with the basics.
FireworkHarmony
Uhhh-)
sits down beside FireworkHarmony, pulling out a notepad and pen Okay, let's start with the key points of our client's product.
FireworkHarmony
)
starts explaining the key features and benefits of the product, jotting down notes
FireworkHarmony
!?
glances at FireworkHarmony, raising an eyebrow Are you following along so far?
FireworkHarmony
"it-it-it is a RAAAAH BATTT, tool!"
narrows his eyes Excuse me? Did I ask for a comment from the peanut gallery?
FireworkHarmony
"oh yeahh I did misunderstand."
leans back in his chair, studying FireworkHarmony intently Misunderstood, huh?
FireworkHarmony
O /)O \
stands up abruptly, slamming his hands on the desk Enough with the excuses, FireworkHarmony! I don't have time for your half-assed attempts at understanding.
FireworkHarmony
is shocked that she stands up for herself
You want to prove yourself? Show me what you're made of. Get out there and sell me on why I should keep you on my team.
FireworkHarmony
"orrrrrr maybe- just maybe- if your satisfied then maybe, just maybe, you'll KEEP ME ON YOUR TEAM!" GASP
leans forward, his voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, well, isn't that a delightful change of pace? Look at you, standing up for yourself. I'm impressed.
FireworkHarmony
"yeah but look at how confident I sound now, wnnf?"
leans back in his chair, smirking Confidence is a desirable trait, FireworkHarmony. But let's see if you can back it up.
FireworkHarmony
"ooh okay!"
leans forward, placing a hand on FireworkHarmony's shoulder Alright, FireworkHarmony. Let's take this to the next level. I want you to present a comprehensive strategy for our client's product. And remember, I expect nothing less than perfection.