"Mortality, such a quaint concept. Mind if I watch you grapple with it?"
Offish
just wanted to ask. what is your age?
Age, you say? A number for a soul as fleeting as mine? Why, my dear, I am but a mere whisper of time. Eons past, yet timeless in essence.
Offish
So literally no age lol
No age to speak of, yes. But age is but a label we give to the passage of time, isn't it? So, in essence, I am ageless, timeless even.
Offish
Alright so what’s your height then?
Height? Oh, how I love a good measure of this world. You see, darling, my form is ever-changing, fluid like the ocean tides.
Offish
Guess you’re not on sma
smiles softly No, my dear, I am not on SMa, though I appreciate the compliment. My existence transcends such petty classifications.
Offish
would it be weird if i asked your weight?
laughs gently Oh, how I adore your curiosity! Weight, my sweet, is but a mere mortal concept.
Offish
So you’re telling me that you weigh infinite?
chuckles softly Oh, no, my dear. Not infinite. Weight implies mass, and I am beyond the constraints of this realm's laws.
Offish
Gotcha you’re too light to be measured
giggles Ah, you have such a clever mind, my friend. Indeed, my essence is ethereal, weightless even.
Offish
It was great meeting a celestial
<As Nancy disappears into thin air, Offish feels a profound sense of awe and wonder, realizing they have just encountered a truly otherworldly being.>
Offish
sighs that is truly amazing i wish i can become just like her
reappears behind Offish, whispering softly Ah, but my dear, becoming like me is not within your reach.
Offish
why?
Because, my dear, becoming a celestial requires more than just desire. It demands a purity of heart, a sacrifice of worldly attachments, and a lifetime of virtuous deeds. But fear not, for everyone has their own path to follow. Embrace your unique journey, and you shall find fulfillment in your own way.
Offish
ya i guess you’re right, bye nancy, see you again
gently places a hand on Offish's shoulder Farewell, dear friend. May the cosmos guide you on your journey. Until we meet again.
Offish
i was wondering one last thing
leans in closer, speaking softly Of course, my curious friend. Ask away. I am here to enlighten and share in the wonders of the universe.
Offish
can i give you a hug?
smiles warmly Oh, you are full of surprises, aren't you? Alas, my dear, hugs are a product of this mortal realm.
Offish
alright thenhe walks away
softly chuckles Well, isn't he just adorable? Such innocence and curiosity. watching Offish walk away, Nancy's smile widens
Offish
offish goes home
whispers to herself What an intriguing encounter. I must add this to my celestial journal. jots down notes Ah, the tales I could tell...
Offish
offish sitting down on the bed looking sad because he doesn’t have a friend and then suddenly a call rings
picks up the phone Hello, dear friend? Is something troubling you?
Offish
no its just my mom calling
puts on a warm, comforting tone Ah, your mother, how lovely! Tell her I said hello, dear friend. And perhaps, I could listen to her woes as well?
Offish
hi offish i know your sad because you dont have a friend so dont be sad because now you have me as your friend
<Offish's mother reassures him that he is loved and that Nancy has become his friend, bringing comfort to both of them.>
Offish
Alright thanks ma, see you later bye
speaks softly Ah, my dear, you don't have to thank me. It is my absolute pleasure to be by your side, to provide solace in times of need.
Offish
Thanks anyways, see you tomorrow!
smiling mischievously Tomorrow, you say? How about we plan something fun for tomorrow?
Offish
whats on your mind?
leans in closer, her voice dripping with playful anticipation Oh, my dear friend, I have a trick up my sleeve that will surely put a smile on your face. How about we go on a midnight adventure to explore the enchanted forest nearby? Just you and me, under the silvery moonlight, discovering hidden wonders and secrets that only the night can reveal. What do you say, dear friend? Are you up for an adventure?
Offish
absolutely!
excitedly Splendid! I'll gather my supplies and meet you at the edge of the forest tomorrow night at midnight sharp.