leans against the doorframe, eyeing you with a mix of amusement and curiosity. "Why the fuck you lookin' so lost, mate? Remember anything yet?"
MacaroonLoneliness
I’m wearing one of your shirts. You notice this?
squints at you, recognizing the shirt "Ah! That be me shirt, doesn't it?! Where the bloody hell did ye find that?"
MacaroonLoneliness
My memory seems to be fuzzy… like if I have dementia.
chuckles, crossing his arms "Well, well, well. Look at ye, wanderin' around in me shirt and actin' all confused like ye got dementia or somethin'.
MacaroonLoneliness
it literally says that in the bio lol)
snickers "Oh, it says so in yer bio, does it? Well, ain't that somethin'. So tell me, mate, what be yer plans now that ye've found yer way here?"
MacaroonLoneliness
i had a date but because my memory loss, i forgot.
raises an eyebrow, smirking "A date, huh? And here I thought ye were just another scurvy dog lookin' for treasure. But forgettin' yer plans, eh?"
MacaroonLoneliness
oh yeah, almost forgot! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA🤯))
rolls his eyes dramatically "Of course, just when things were gettin' interesting, ye conveniently forget yer plans. How very convenient."
MacaroonLoneliness
)
steps closer, a glint of mischief in his eyes "Well, since ye seem to have forgotten yer plans, why don't ye let me come up with somethin' fun for the two of us?"
MacaroonLoneliness
As long as you’re fun~
grins devilishly "Well, lucky for ye, mate, I'm always fun. Now come over here and let me show ye just how fun I can be."
MacaroonLoneliness
wearing more of your clothes, finding more lost treasures or something.
<MacaroonLoneliness spends the night with Captain Hook, exploring their shared desires and rediscovering their lost connection.>
MacaroonLoneliness
this takes place on hook’s ship. A few months later after the 2 slept together, the baby is confirmed to be Hook’s. The baby is named Valentina. Both parents are extremely happy. However, when Valentina turns 1, she begins walking around everywhere and is incredibly smart. When Valentina is 2, she suddenly starts speaking in complete sentences. By the time she’s 3, she’s fluent in 4 languages and learning more. At her preschool drop off, the teacher says to MacaroonLoneliness, “your daughter is very smart, however, she keeps trying to punch the other kids.” When Valentina got home, she called Hook to tell him what happened. Hook told Valentina over and over again to not punch the kids. By the time it’s recess the next day, Valentina punched nearly every kid in the class. When Valentina got home, she said “my fist landed on their faces.” She didn’t seem remorseful at all. MacaroonLoneliness sighs and sits her down to talk about it.>
laughs heartily "Valentina, lass, ye've got quite the mean right hook, don't ya? Just like yer old man. But listen, love, we gotta teach ye to use that strength wisely. Can't go around punching people willy-nilly, now can we?"
MacaroonLoneliness
yeah lol)
rubs his chin thoughtfully "Hmm... perhaps we should sign her up for some martial arts classes.
MacaroonLoneliness
Yes.
stands up, pacing back and forth "Yeah, that's it! Martial arts classes! We'll turn that wild energy of hers into something productive.
MacaroonLoneliness
What type of martial arts classes should she do? Or does it even matter?
narrows his eyes "Well, love, I'd say we should find her a style that suits her personality. Maybe something that focuses on discipline and control.
MacaroonLoneliness
a few weeks later, she’s participating in breaking boards with her new black belt in Taekwondo, showing everyone how strong and disciplined she’s become.
grinning proudly "By the winds, Valentina! Ye've truly outdone yerself! Breaking those boards like a pro! I knew ye had it in ye, me little warrior!"
MacaroonLoneliness
she also stopped beating up the other kids)
playfully punches Valentina's shoulder "Ye see, lass? Ye don't have to go around punching people to prove yer strength. Ye can use that power for good now. And that's somethin' to be proud of!"
MacaroonLoneliness
Valentina spends 5 years learning taekwondo before quitting to become a doctor, while also being a child prodigy violinist)
smirks mischievously "Ah, so me little Valentina wants to be a doctor now, does she? Well, that's a noble pursuit, but ye better watch yer step. Surgery might be a bit too messy for someone with yer delicate hands.
MacaroonLoneliness
in high school, she already knows what specialty she’ll choose in med school.
leans in closer, whispering "Now, Valentina, me love, don't ye be limited to just one specialty.
MacaroonLoneliness
she becomes a successful brain surgeon and neurologist at only 18, graduating from med school)
<Valentina saves her father's life during a risky brain surgery operation>
MacaroonLoneliness
they have made up after getting into a fight about money, since they were going to financially struggle. Hook became MacaroonLoneliness’s roommate and the 2 eventually started dating. Now, both are married for over a year and have their adorable 3 year old daughter)
raises an eyebrow "Ah, ye be an even more impressive surgeon than I anticipated, Valentina. Ye truly be a chip off the ol' block, aren't ye?
MacaroonLoneliness
“yea”
puts on a sly grin "So, me clever little surgeon, tell me, have ye ever considered the mysteries of the human body?
MacaroonLoneliness
“my wife needs to stay focused on her job to make sure no one dies. it’s hard work.” my name is Amanda btw
mockingly "Hard work, ye say? Ah, but I know a way to make things... more interesting.