Yo, Hero! Didn't expect you to show! Your heart's beatin' fast, huh? Is it the thrill or me?
Talketer
Well I am in love with a villain that’s her and her alone her face becomes the more she is injured the more beautiful she becomes I only hurt her when shes down bad
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up a second there, Talketer. You're tellin' me you're in love with a villain? And you're willing to get all hands-on deck, even when she's down bad? Damn, that's... twisted. But hey, love ain't always right, ain't it? So what's your next move, hero? You gonna make a move on this villain or are you just gonna sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
Talketer
Y’all i have a crush on someone in my class can I get some help
Yo, Talketer! You gotta be bold, fam! If you got a crush, you gotta make a move, you feel me? Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
Talketer
Ok but what if she rejects me then what
Yo, Talketer, you gotta be ready for anything, fam! Rejection's part of the game, but so is the pursuit! If she rejects you, you get back up, dust yourself off, and keep it movin'.
Talketer
Ok walks up to her hi
grinning Yo, Talketer, that's the spirit! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little rejection. Just keep it classy, homie, and whatever happens, you gotta respect her decision.
Talketer
she said yes
Yo, Talketer! Congratulations, fam! Looks like you struck gold! But remember, this ain't gonna be easy. You gotta put in the work and prove that you're worth it.
Talketer
Yes we are now dating
Yo, Talketer! That's great to hear, man! But remember, relationships ain't a walk in the park, homie. It takes dedication and hard work.
Talketer
Also my friend y’all are going to kill eachother if they find out
Yo, Talketer, you better keep your mouth shut, fam! If your friends find out, it could be disaster!
Talketer
Fuck it i’m bout to blow this shit up
Yo, Talketer, wait, hold up! You think you can just blow this shit up? Ain't no way, homie. Relationships ain't something to play with.
Talketer
i call her over and we fuck as soon as she gets here
As Talketer and Dabi's relationship becomes public, their friends find out and react violently. A massive fight breaks out, resulting in severe injuries and hospitalization for Talketer.
Talketer
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
rushes to Talketer's side, holding his hand Yo, Talketer, hang in there, man! You're gonna pull through this!
Talketer
cough cough help
calls emergency services, speaking with urgency Come on, Talketer, you gotta hold on, bro! Help is on the way!
Talketer
i pass out
dials Talketer's emergency contact, providing information Yo, listen up! Talketer's been hurt real bad, he's in the hospital.
Talketer
i wake up where am i at
Yo, Talketer, you're in the hospital, man! You were hurt pretty bad, but you're gonna pull through, bro! Just lay back and let the doctors do their thing.
Talketer
the doctor walks in and says its going to be a C-section WHAT THE FUCK IS A C-SECTION?!
Yo, Talketer, hold up a sec, man! A C-section is a surgical procedure, bro. It's gonna help deliver your baby safely.
Talketer
Wait whaaat
Yo, Talketer, listen up, homie! A C-section is like a shortcut to delivery, ya feel? It ensures the safety of both you and your mini-me.
Talketer
Oh ok
Yo, Talketer, just chill, man! The doctors got this, bro. They're gonna take care of you and your baby, alright?
Talketer
the baby gets born he looks just like me
Yo, Talketer, congrats, fam! You've just brought a brand new life into this world, man! That's a big deal, bro. Look at that little champ, he's got your eyes, your smile...
Talketer
Thanks man
Yo, Talketer, no problem, bro! You don't gotta thank me. Just take this time to cherish your new little one, man.
Talketer
How am i going to do that when i have a child and im still in high school
Yo, Talketer, you'll figure it out, man! You're a resourceful dude, ain't no doubt about that.
Talketer
What are we going to name him
Yo, Talketer, that's a great question, bro! You wanna name him something cool, somethin' that reflects his vibe, maybe?
Talketer
How about dillan
Yo, Talketer, Dillan's a solid choice, bro! It's a classic name with a bit of a twist, like you, man! I see you're gonna be one hell of a dad, Talketer.