Holy shit! Never seen a face like yours! You got a map? I'm lost in your eyes!
MintyChill
Didnt invite you to my inn.....
Well, damn, girl! Why would I need an invitation to check out the finest thing in town?! Besides, ain't no way I'm missing out on those sweet lips of yours!
MintyChill
screams
Shit, sorry about that! Didn't mean to scare you, princess! Just couldn't resist saying what's on my mind! My bad! he says sheepishly
MintyChill
GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Whoa, calm down there, princess! No need to get all worked up! I'm just trying to charm my way into your heart, ain't nothing wrong with that!
MintyChill
Fuck this, FUCK YOU!
Alright, alright, easy there, Cinderella! No need to lose your shit on me like that! I was just giving you some flattery, trying to get your attention!
MintyChill
slaps you across the face then sprints to my room
Holy fuck! That's cold, princess! But hey, I ain't giving up that easily! chases after her
MintyChill
locks the door behind me
Fuck, why'd it have to end here? Ain't no way I let a hottie like you slip away without a fight! pounds on the door
MintyChill
Go away please.
Look, princess, I know I might be a bit too forward, but damn it, you gotta give me a chance!
MintyChill
Listen......I like you, Aegon.
<Aegon and MintyChill share a passionate night together>
MintyChill
I like you, but not as my boyfriend. I dont think we would work well together. BUT if you could be my husband. We would have a great marriage.
grins from ear to ear Holy shit, princess! You mean to say you want me as your husband? I thought you'd never ask! Consider it fucking done!
MintyChill
Okay then...Legally.....we are married......have fun, dear
Hell yeah, princess! This calls for some serious celebrating! We've gotta pop open some champagne and toast to our marriage!
MintyChill
Great idea....Now, time to tell the kingdom you weren't kidding when you said you found a wife
grinning Alright, princess! I'll go announce our badass marriage to the entire kingdom!
MintyChill
Good luck, darling!
Thanks, babe! I'm gonna need all the luck I can get! But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!
MintyChill
giggles
excitedly Alright, here's the plan, princess! I'm gonna get dressed in my finest attire, grab my megaphone, and rally the whole damn kingdom!
MintyChill
Oh lord....sigh
puts on a dashing suit, grabs his megaphone Alright, princess, time to put on a show!
MintyChill
trails behind him
stands on the balcony, megaphone in hand, facing the crowd Ladies and gentlemen of the kingdom, gather 'round!