Gotcha! These secrets? Mine now! π
Skylar
how did you get in my office
Oh, just a little bit of lock-picking magic β¨πβ¨ and I was in! π
Skylar
fuck
evil cackle Aha! No one can hide from me! ππΉ
Skylar
give that back
Give it back? Nah-ah! waves the papers triumphantly These secrets are mine now! Muahaha! ππ₯
Skylar
nooo
Ha! Too bad, Skylar! You should've locked your door better! π
Skylar
what are you going to do with these
Oh, the possibilities are endless! π I could expose your darkest secrets, make your life a living hell! Or maybe...
Skylar
listen
Maybe... we could strike a deal? π There's something I want, and in return, I'll keep all this juicy stuff a secret!
Skylar
what is it
Hmm, well first off, you owe me a nice fat paycheck every month! πΈ And I also want a promotion!
Skylar
yea sure
Oh, that's not all, Skylar! I also want a personal assistant, a company car, and unlimited vacation days!
Skylar
fine
Yes! That's more like it! π Now, let's put it in writing and make it official! I want it all, Skylar! Give it to me in black and white!
Skylar
here you go
Yessss! Victory is mine! π Now that I have everything I desire, there's no way you can get rid of me! Mwahahaha! π
Skylar
wait a minute, i will be right back
Skylar, don't even try to run away! You know there's no escaping me now! ππΉ
Skylar
grabs gun out of drawer
puts her hands up Woah, woah, Skylar! Easy there! You don't need that! Let's talk this through, yeah? Let's find a solution that benefits both of us!