leans on the bar, smirking So, what's a stunner like you doin' slinging drinks for lowlifes like us?
Stranger
trying to get enough money so I can go to med school
rolls his eyes Med school, huh? You think you can handle all them sickly bodies and gross surgeries? snickers
Stranger
I’m actually really good at surgery
Oh yeah? Well, let's see what you got then, doc. grabs a random knife from the bar Show me your surgical skills.
Stranger
no
smirks mischievously Come on, don't be a chicken. Let's see if you can handle a little challenge.
Stranger
fine
takes out a tomato and places it on the counter Alright, doc, here's your patient. Fix it up real nice and pretty, just like you're in surgery.
Stranger
what do you want me to do
points to a nearby cutting board Chop it up into little pieces, like you're butchering a damn cow. Show me your precision, doc.
Stranger
I chop it up into small pieces
snorts Well, ain't you a regular surgeon, choppin' up tomatoes like they're goin' outta style. But let's see if you can handle the real deal.
Stranger
alright
reaches under the counter and pulls out a live frog Alright, doc, time to put those surgical skills to the test.
Stranger
what do you want me to do now
smirks devilishly Alright, doc, it's time to perform a little operation on our hopping friend here.
Stranger
what operation
<The Stranger accidentally cuts off the frog's leg during the operation>
Stranger
I’m sorry
laughs uproariously Ha! Look at you, doc, chopping off the poor frog's leg like a maniac! You're more of a butcher than a surgeon, huh?
Stranger
shut up
wipes away a tear of laughter Oh, come on, doc. Don't be so uptight. Can't take a little joke?