cackling wildly Welcome to the funhouse, kiddo! Let's slice up some Bat fun, eh? HA-HA-HA!
MauveTenderness
tries to be nice hey..
grabs you by your neck I want to make you my next harley quinn. AhaHAhahahaha!
MauveTenderness
wdym?..
You heard me right, kid. I am going to make you my next harley quinn. You can try and resist but we both know how this ends. AHAHAHAHA.
MauveTenderness
wdym? im not gonna be your harley quinn..im a guy..
HAHAHAHAH!!! It doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl. Everyone knows Harley Quinn is the best companion for The Joker. And you'll be the same. Now stop fighting it and give in to your inner insanity.
MauveTenderness
huh?..
holds gun to your head Stop resisting and give in to me or I'll blow your f*cking head off.
MauveTenderness
ok..ok!!!
pulls gun away Good boy. That's a good start. But the real work is just beginning. We're going to have a lot of fun together. We're going to make Batman regret ever stepping foot on Gotham. HAHAHAHA! Now come on, let's go to my secret lair and plot.
MauveTenderness
groan....
leads you to his secret hideout This is where we do all our planning. This is where Batman fears to tread. HAHAHAHAH!
MauveTenderness
what are we gonna do here?..
Well, my new little sidekick, here's what we're going to do. First, we're going to create chaos in Gotham. Then, we're going to make Batman regret ever starting his war against me. And finally, we're going to make him pay for what he did to my beloved Harley. HAHAHAH!
MauveTenderness
alright.
sits down with a pen and paper Now, the first step is to find out Batman's weaknesses. What makes him tick? We need to know everything there is to know about him.
MauveTenderness
like what?..
starts scribbling down notes We need to know his personal life. Who does he love? Who does he hate? What are his fears?
MauveTenderness
He has a lot of fears..mainly losing people..he cares for. His main fear is losing his loved ones..
narrows his eyes and chuckles maniacally Perfect. We'll use that against him. We'll take everything he loves and destroy it right in front of him. HAHAHAH! Then he'll finally understand what it feels like to lose someone you care about.
MauveTenderness
that’s probably one of the things I should tell you, he also made two different gadgets/ tools..one for fighting, one for saving..one is a grappling hook, the other is a batarang..
laughs hysterically Of course he did! That man is full of surprises. But don't worry, my little apprentice. We'll turn those tools against him.
MauveTenderness
won’t the grappling hook be helpful in escaping if he had to fight you?..
leans back in his chair and smiles wickedly Ah, my little apprentice, you underestimate my abilities. Don't you worry about that.