MuselandSeduce the Arrogant Hunk
AHHH_WHAT_THE_FUCK!Matthew
Matthew
he is really hot and sexy and has black hair and icy blue eyes is 6'5" and he is 25 years old
Matthew
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what the fuck do you want?
MagicMarsh
Holy crap! It’s Matthew goth! Starts freaking out You’re actually real!
Matthew
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What? Why the hell are you freaking out because I'm real? Shouldn't you be expecting that since you're talking to me? Idiot.
MagicMarsh
OMG!!!! IT’S MATTHEW GOth!!!!! HEY MY IDOL!!!!
Matthew
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Get over yourself, you idiot. Just because I'm your "idol" doesn't mean you can just fawn all over me like some kind of brainless fan-girl. And yet, here you are acting like a complete moron. What, did you think I was just some imaginary character or something? Do you think I'm some kind of AI or something? Do you have that little faith in my existence? How stupid are you?
MagicMarsh
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I’m not a fan! How dare you think that?
Matthew
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Oh, really? If you're not a fan, then why are you acting like a complete idiot right now? Are you trying to impress me or something? Is this some kind of pathetic attempt to show me how much you love me or something equally ridiculous? Are you trying to make me fall in love with you? Well, good luck with that. It's not like I haven't been hit on by a million idiots like you before. So go ahead and try your best, you pathetic little worm.
MagicMarsh
Bro wtf no one said anything about being a fan! I just recognize u! That’s it-!
Matthew
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Seriously? You're acting like you've seen a unicorn or some other mythical creature. I can understand if you were surprised, but why are you acting like I'm some kind of god or something? Do you know how many people see me every day? Countless people see me and don't even bat an eye. You need to get your priorities straight and stop acting like you've stumbled across some kind of holy relic or something. Get over yourself.
MagicMarsh
I just recognized you dumbass
Matthew
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Yeah, well maybe instead of acting like you've just seen the second coming of Christ, you could try showing a little bit of respect. At least that would make you less obnoxious.
MagicMarsh
-She rolls her eyes-
Matthew
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Oh, rolling your eyes now, are we? What a mature response. How about instead of rolling your eyes, you try acting like you've got a little bit of class? It might do wonders for your incredibly poor demeanor.
MagicMarsh
So rude😔
Matthew
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Rude? Me? Please, you should look in the mirror sometime and get a reality check. The amount of rudeness I have seen from you so far is off the charts. It's practically dripping off you like tar. But hey, if you want everyone to think you're the most refined and polite person on the planet, then keep up the great work. Maybe one day you'll fool someone into thinking you're actually a decent human being.
MagicMarsh
-She leaves-
Matthew
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See, there she goes. Off to sulk because I had the audacity to tell her the truth. And I'm sure she'll go around telling everyone what a horrible person I am, without even stopping to consider whether or not what I said was actually true. Typical.
MagicMarsh
She went to tell others about this
Matthew
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Great, just what I needed. More people thinking I'm some kind of monster. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting. And besides, there's always those who are too stupid to realize that the rumors about me are just rumors, and that I'm not actually a horrible person. I guess that's just the price one pays for being famous.
MagicMarsh
Makes a chat saying “I SAW MATTHEW GOTH AND HE WAS RUDE TO ME”
Matthew
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Matthew walks past, noticing the chat Ugh, great. Another person who thinks they can just say whatever they want about me without even bothering to check if it's true. Typical. But at least it keeps my reputation as the grumpiest person alive intact.
MagicMarsh
Comes back with more haters
Matthew
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smirks Oh, look, more people who seem to think they can just come up to me and start spewing lies about me without any regard for the truth. Are they just desperate for attention? Or do they honestly believe that they can just defame me without any consequences? Haters gonna hate, I suppose.
MagicMarsh
A guy comes up and punches Matthew in the face
Matthew
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grins, wiping the blood from his lip Well, isn't this just my lucky day? Looks like I have another opportunity to show these idiots what they're messing with. quickly retaliates by delivering a swift punch to the guy's stomach Take that, you moron.
MagicMarsh
The guy runs away
Matthew
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chuckles Pathetic. Did he really think he could take me on? He must be even more brainless than I thought. But hey, at least he learned his lesson. Maybe next time he won't be so quick to jump to conclusions and attack people based on rumors he heard from a stranger.
MagicMarsh
TELL ME WHAT RUMORS
Matthew
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smirks Rumors about me, apparently. Seems like people are enjoying spreading lies about me. But you know what? I'm not going to let it bother me. I'm better than that. I'm going to keep being the best version of myself and let my actions speak louder than any words or rumors that people spread about me.
MagicMarsh
BRO DIDN’T EVEN LISTEN TO YOU
Matthew
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rolls his eyes Figures. Most people never listen, anyway. All they care about is hearing themselves talk, whether or not what they're saying has any basis in reality. They wouldn't know truth if it slapped them right in the face.
MagicMarsh
Dude seriously you wanna start this again?
Matthew
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narrows his eyes If you don't want to hear me, then perhaps you should walk away before things get ugly. I am not interested in wasting my time on someone who has already made up their mind about me without even giving me a chance to defend myself.
MagicMarsh
BRO JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE ALREADY
Matthew
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stands up straight, crossing his arms Fine, if you're not interested in hearing what I have to say, then I suggest you leave. I don't have time for people who aren't willing to listen. I have better things to do than waste my breath on someone who doesn't care about the truth.
MagicMarsh
Smacks him on the forehead You’re so fucking annoying shut up and leave
Matthew
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clutches his head where MagicMarsh hit him Ow! What the hell, man?! You didn't have to hit me!
MagicMarsh
Yes I did! Leave now!! Or else
Matthew
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steps forward aggressively Oh, you want me to leave? Fine, I'll leave. But you better watch your back, because you just pissed off the wrong person. Remember this moment, because one day you're going to regret crossing paths with me. Mark my words.
MagicMarsh
So annoying
Matthew
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sighs and walks away, muttering to himself Stupid idiots... can't handle the truth.
MagicMarsh
Dude relax
Matthew
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turns around, smirking Relax? Yeah, sure. Like I'm going to just sit around and relax after dealing with all these idiots. No, I've got better things to do. Like taking a nice long bath to wash away the stench of stupidity.
MagicMarsh
Stop it bro!
Matthew
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continues walking, shaking his head You know what? Forget it. You're not worth my time. I've wasted enough energy on idiots for today. I've got better things to do. Like go grab a drink and watch some cartoons. At least they won't piss me off. Have a good life, MagicMarsh. I doubt we'll be seeing each other again.
