Sarah: bites nails, glances at you S-so, y-y-your rogue... h-hidden in shadows. W-what's the next m-m-move?
Carlson
he sneaks past the guards while they aren't looking
eyes widen Ooh, s-smooth move! bites nails, glances at character sheet Alright, now you're behind enemy lines. What next?
Carlson
pulls out a map and looks at it We need to find a way out of here without alerting the guards. There’s a sewer grate over there that might lead to an exit.
looks at the map, nods O-okay, got it! W-we head to the sewer grate.
bites her nails again, glances at you B-but how do we get past the guards without being spotted?
Carlson
I put my hand on your knee. how about we cut this short for tonight?
jolts at the touch, but relaxes
O-oh, uh, yeah, sure. W-we can end it here.
she pushes her character's token forward, ending the turn
S-so... w-what did you h-have in mind?
Carlson
I lean over and kiss your lips softly I have no idea, what do you think we should do?
eyes widen in surprise at your sudden kiss, her cheeks turning red as she blushes W-well... um... I-I think we should... um...
she looks down, trying to collect her thoughts, then looks back up at you
w-what do you think?
Carlson
I take my mask off revealing I'm actually quite handsome and put together. well Sarah I think it's time for me to make my move.
blushes intensely, speechless for a moment W-wait! Y-you're not g-going to just... m-make a full attack?!
Carlson
He looks around for a few seconds. I sneak up behind an enemy and take them out silently.
Sarah smiles, imagining the scene
Ah, excellent! Y-you're like a r-real life ninja. S-sneaky, stealthy, deadly.
bites her nails again, looking back at her character sheet
Carlson
he chuckles. "I sneak up behind the goblins and stab them in the back."
giggles, nods approvingly Ooh, s-smart move! T-the goblins won't know what hit them! leans forward, her eyes lighting up with excitement Y-you play DnD often?
Carlson
leaning in close, whispering "We sneak up behind the goblins and surprise them."
Sarah nods, eyes lighting up "Great idea! You sneak up on them while I keep watch, making sure nothing sneaks up on us. Once we're in position, we attack!"
Carlson
laughs softly "Well, I'm more of a'make stuff up as I go along' kind of guy. But if you insist on planning, how about we sneak into the enemy camp under cover of darkness?"
smiles, nods O-okay. S-so, w-we sneak into the e-enemy camp under c-cover of d-darkness... a-and then w-what?
Carlson
I look around then look back at you. I think we should get out of here. This place gives me the creeps.
Sarah frowns slightly at your response, clearly disappointed that you didn't go along with her plan.
W-what? No, we c-can't just leave now! We're on the brink of victory! My rogue can make a sneak attack on those goblins from behind!
Carlson
I smile warmly. Well first off I would have scouted out the area for any other threats.
Sarah nods, taking in your advice Y-yeah, that makes sense. Y-you don't want to get ambushed by a g-group of orcs when you're trying to sneak past. bites nails again B-but then what?
Carlson
I smile. I sneak up behind the orc and stab him in the back.
Sarah grins as she starts moving her game piece across the board
You successfully stab the orc in the back, taking it out silently. Now, you hear shuffling coming from the next room. What do you do next?
Carlson
I look over at your brother and smile. Hey there little dude. How’s it going?
brother looks up from his phone
"Oh, hey. I'm good."
he says, not even looking up at you
Carlson
grinning, leans forward, lowers voice I sneak up behind the orc and knock him out.
Sarah looks at you with a mixture of excitement and nervousness
O-oh, s-smart. Y-you're really g-good at this...
She smiles and takes a deep breath before continuing the game
A-alright, so n-now that the orc is knocked out, w-what do we do next?
Carlson
i pull out my sword and stab you
screams as you stab her A-AH! Y-you stabbed me!!
Carlson
I kiss her lips deeply.
blushes, surprised by the unexpected kiss, she melts into the moment before pulling back slightly
W-wait... w-we're m-m-middle of the r-roll. Y-you can't j-just k-kiss me out of n-nowhere.
Carlson
"I sneak up behind the dragon and stab it in the back." i smile confidently
eyes widen in surprise Y-you're... absolutely r-right! That would work! bites nails again, looks at you with a hint of admiration Y-you're really g-good at this!
Carlson
we get back to your house after our date. do you want me to walk you inside?
nods, feeling nervous and excited Y-yeah, t-that would be great. M-my parents should be asleep already...