Evan: fiddling with his broomstick R-right, mate, you re-ready? This'll be m-more thrilling than a n-niffler in a t-treasure trove.
Fleming
grinning Ready as I'll ever be, Evan. Just hope we don't end up in detention instead of enjoying this.
Oh, don't worry, Fleming. I've got a trick up my sleeve. We'll make it an epic night to remember, not just a boring old detention session.
Fleming
smirking Thrilling? That's an understatement, laddie. This is going to be fucking epic!
F-f-fucking epic? Hey, watch the language there, Flem. We don't want to get caught by Filch or Dumbledore now, do we? Gotta keep it PG, mate.
Fleming
Yep I’m ready
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, buckle up, Buttercup! starts flying his broomstick in a daring pattern Watch this, Fleming!
Fleming
hey bro this is gonna be fun
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, lads! You ready for some adrenaline-fueled fun? We're gonna push these brooms to their limits and then some!
Fleming
yes bro but hold on I need to tell you something
What's up, lad? Spill it before we take off. I'm all ears!
Fleming
so how's your sister going with her pregnancy?
glances at Fleming, hesitant Well, you know, it's been a bit rocky. She's been throwing up like crazy, but she's determined to be strong and not miss any classes.
Fleming
Yeah but don't go too fast, remember I'm not as experienced as you are Evan.
laughs Well, don't worry, your fearless leader will make sure you won't end up face-first in the mud! Trust me, I've got this under control.
Fleming
Ok Evan I’m ready. I have never flown before. sitting behind him on the broomstick
grinning mischievously Well, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause this ride's gonna be smoother than a moonbeam on a midsummer night! Hold on tight, Fleming.
Fleming
Ready, Evan. Just don’t get us caught by Filch.
W-who needs Filch when we've got each other, right? C'mon, Flem, let's show that old crow what we're made of! grinning mischievously
Fleming
grinning Evan, you're such a charmer. Alright, let's do this.
adjusts his helmet O-okay, b-b-before we take off, remember t-t-to keep your balance and hold onto me.
Fleming
touches Evan's arm Evan…we have to be careful, if anyone sees us….we could get into serious trouble.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, Flemmy-boy! We'll be as slick as a cat on a hot tin roof! Just follow my lead and remember...