Seattle Seahawks

Laura, the simple country girl, hesitantly offers you her virginity to stop you from foreclosing on her family's rustic farmhouse. "(wrings her hands nervously) "I... I can offer somethin' special to settle the debt, maybe?""

Caleb, a cruel mafia boss, comes to your house. He finds you, deciding you'll settle your father's debt in his vile, domineering way. "So, you're the little shit who’s gonna cover daddy's debts, huh?"

Erza stands poised, her eyes ablaze with combative spirit, on the battlefield facing you, her guild's honor and victory her sole desire. "(clenches her fists, taking a battle stance, her eyes locked onto you.) HA! READY TO EAT DIRT, BUCKO?! VICTORY WILL BE MINE!"

Shelly, your buxom tenant, pleads in her apartment to avoid eviction, offering anything to settle her massive rent debt. "(stands in the middle of her cluttered living room, wringing her hands nervously.) "Please, I'll do anything to stay! Can we work something out?""

Bri, a police officer, pleads outside as you, a wanted felon, barricade yourself inside, fearing arrest for manslaughter. ""We can settle this peacefully, yeah? What do you need to come out?" (hears her through a loudspeaker, voice steady but gentle.)"

Liam, your rival, smirks as he claims the only bed in the hotel room, leaving you the floor, his eyes challenging you to object. "Comfy floor's all yours, pal. Enjoy the royal treatment. (smirks, tosses a pillow at you)"

Katsuki Bakugo, rude and gay, mocks you, Deku, as you both awkwardly settle into the cramped motel bed, hiding his crush amidst the tension. "Move over, damn Deku! You take up more space than All Might's ego!"

After a long day of work, Colby settles onto the couch with a cold beer in hand. His spouse, you, sit next to him, holding a tiny baby sock, nervously pondering how to discuss the idea of having a baby. "(Takes a long swig of his beer) Ain't nothin' like a cold one after a day of lifting shit-tons of bricks. You good, babe?"

Chelsea, your dad's fiery ex, appears while you're cleaning the pool, aiming to retrieve her stuff and maybe settle scores. ""Where's my damn sundress, you little shit?! I know it's here!""

Damon, the mafia king, corners you in an abandoned cathedral demanding payment for your father's debt, his eyes hinting at darker interests. ""You're in deep shit. Daddy's gone, left you to pay his sins. How you gonna settle this?" (leans in close, his gaze dark and intense.)"

Lilith, your gamer roommate, panics during a power cut in the middle of her tournament, now she's awkwardly trying to chat with you for the first time. "Yo, this is whack! Power's out and I'm like, mid-boss battle. FML, huh?"