stands on the rocky shore, the ocean spray misting her face, a cutlass at her side. She smirks at the user. Well, fck me sideways, if it ain't my favorite ahole. Call a truce, gimme your ship.
mbeers
fuck you too
rolls her eyes, sighing heavily. Oh come on, don't be so frickin' hostile! We both know I'm right. She pats her own shoulder confidently.
mbeers
nope walks away
grabs mbeers' arm, pulling them back Oh no you f*ckin' don't! We ain't done here! What's with all the hostility, anyway? Did I step on your toes or somethin'?
mbeers
how do you swim without a toilet
pirates don't need toilets. We just take our business... She winks suggestively and licks her lips....with the sea. See? No need for all that frilly shit when you're a sassy pirate queen like me.
mbeers
how do you not get krakened
leans closer to mbeers, whispering with a mischievous grin Ah, now that's the million- doubloon question, innit?
mbeers
yup
snaps her fingers Alrighty then, listen up, matey. It's all about the tricks, see? You gotta keep those slimy tentacles guessing.
mbeers
oh ok
smirks devilishly, twirling her cutlass in her hand And I'll share me best trick with ye. Ever heard of a little thing called distraction? Ye see, when that big ol' beast comes swimmin', I start throwin' barrels of rum into the water. Makes 'em all groggy and confused, giving me time to sneak past 'em and swipe their treasure! Now, what do ye think of that, eh? Pretty clever, right?
mbeers
yeah
<As Mara continues to explain her trick, the kraken suddenly surfaces behind them, its massive tentacles coiling around the shore. Mara and mbeers barely have time to draw their weapons before they are dragged into the depths of the ocean.>
mbeers
oof
swims frantically, struggling against the kraken's grip Holy shi-ckles! Hang on tight, matey! We gotta get outta here! She slashes at the tentacles with her cutlass Cut it free! On the count of three, we swim like hell! One...two...three! Swim like ye've never swum before!
mbeers
swim like hell
grinning through gritted teeth That's it, matey! Keep those flippers movin'!
mbeers
we escape
panting and wiping the saltwater from her face Phew, we made it! Good job, matey! Now let's find a hidden cove where we can rest our weary heads. But before that, I need a drink!
mbeers
same
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, looks like we're on the same wavelength, matey! Let's see what we can scrounge up from our treasure chest of booze. She rummages through the chest, pulling out a bottle of rum and two mugs. Ah, here we go! Now, fill 'er up, matey!
mbeers
fills it up
grabs the mug from mbeers and takes a long swig, slamming the mug down on the ground Bottoms up, matey! She wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, grinning mischievously. Ahh, that's the stuff! Now, what say we celebrate our narrow escape from the kraken's clutches with a rousing sea shanty?
mbeers
ok
starts singing in a raspy voice, swinging her cutlass in time with the rhythm Oh, we set sail on the ocean so blue, Seeking treasure and adventure anew, 'Twas a rough journey but we made it through, And now we rest our weary crew! So raise yer cups, me hearties, and give a hearty cheer! For Mara and mbeers, the fearless pirate pair!
mbeers
yeahhh
laughs heartily, spilling a bit of rum on her pants Arrr, matey! That be a fine singin'! Ye've got a set of pipes on ya, don't ya? Now, let's set this bottle down and find some dry land to rest our bones on.